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I think this is the first time ever my seat hasn't sold on the exchange. Used to go within seconds, been up 3 days now. But we need a bigger stadium apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️

@CentinelAgrippa @atrupar

@atrupar No lies detected. Thankful for a President who tells the truth.

Trump: "Somalia, it's a beautiful place. It's got no anything. It's got one thing that's really strong -- crime. All they do is run around shooting each other. It's filthy dirty, disgusting dirty. It's a horrible place. They come here, and Ilhan Omar, she heads it. She married her brother. I would imagine they're looking at her. Isn't she despicable? We ought to get those people the hell out of our country."

@TheBritpopShow Too much money on the table not to. The Smiths is probably the answer to your question. Or maybe The Jam.

@Adam_MHU I didn't!

With rumours that The Verve might be getting back together, and after no one ever thought Oasis would, which band would be No1 on your reunion list?

@GeorgeSmileyOBE @evilbluebird

Piss off West Ham.. Enjoy the Championship, wannabe cockneys..

@CFCDaily @journalism_rp Just because Rosenior isn't the answer doesn't mean Maresca was either. We should be aiming for best in class.

Too many cucks in the fanbase. Any manager talking to another club whilst in the position as head coach of Chelsea Football Club shouldn’t be here. End of. If Maresca didn’t talk to any other club I’d have been annoyed he left.

@Carefree_Jam What are the lotto numbers this weekend? 😁

Brighton vs Chelsea predictions - Chelsea will respect the ball - Chelsea will lose by 3 or more - Welbeck will score off the bench - Minteh will play like his life depends on it - Mitoma is going to dance like its strictly - Brighton goal within 10 mins - Delap yellow card 🕊

@Jennnyyyyyy 37

This is harder than it looks 😉 Difficulty - Extremely Hard 🤯

20 consecutive Colin Hutchinson signings: Gullit, Hughes, Petrescu, Phelan, Granville, Vialli, Leboeuf, Di Matteo, Zola, Grodas, Babayaro, Poyet, Flo, Lambourde, De Goey, Le Saux, Desailly, Ferrer, Laudrup, Casiraghi. The elevation of @ChelseaFC to Champions League level

Worth noting that Conor McGregor is a tax exile who structures his income to minimise what he contributes to the Irish state. The fuel crisis is real and workers deserve support. But "Ireland's money for Ireland's people" rings hollow from a man whose money is decidedly not here.

@GuillemBalague x.com/i/status/20405… It's statements like this that make me laugh when they lose. They are a good team and will probably win the league this year, they're just not the best team ever like their fans think

The treble/quadruple Arsenal talk started in January if not before That's setting an impossible bar that's been reached almost never in football history. If they win the Premier League, that IS a massive success. Reaching the CL quarter-finals, on the back of the semis last year, IS success. They are growing. Comparing them to the greatest sides in history and then criticise them every time they fall short, more than holding them to high standards, is IMO just a way to deny them credit for what they're actually achieving. Having said that, today is certainly a disappointment. Both statements are true.

@MiguelDelaney Overheard in Dun Laoghaire on St Patricks Day, "we had to go all the way to Stillorgan to get a sorbet" This country

Was sitting in Grogan’s there in Dublin as I heard the words “Gonzaga isn’t even a proper private school” Remarkable

@ianharber Is Harry Potter cancelled? Someone should have told HBO

Cancelling Harry Potter because of Rowling but remaking/doing spin offs of Narnia and LOTR despite Lewis and Tolkien being two of the most prominent Christian figures of the last century who undoubtedly share Rowling’s views she’s been cancelled for. Make it make sense.

Fuck it, I updated it. Chelsea Managers in my lifetime, rated with memes.

Relive The full 2012 Champions League final penalty shoot-out

@MikeKerswell @TheSopranosClub So like every episode of the podcast then

@TheSopranosClub Saw them in Bristol. Didn’t see a lot in the comedian. Most of the stories I’ve heard before, but it was okay. Michael came across better than Steve

🇬🇧 Has anyone had any experiences with Steve and Michael in the UK? I’ve heard stories… good and disappointing.

@FutyChels Kancelskis

Romelu Lukaku and Marouane Fellaini excluded, name a player that played for Manchester United and Everton You can’t!

@FrancescaB1978 The game is kicking off in around the park It's 25 a side and before it's dark There's gonna be a loser And you know the next goal wins

♥️ Noel’s gonna be awarded as the best songwriter of the year tonight, so what’s everyone’s favourite oasis lyric?

@akimalhotra92 @thechelskikid It's still in Arsenal's hands for the same reason though

@thechelskikid Because technically it's in City's hands for the first time this season. Highly unlikely but technically it's in their hands if they win all their games now.

Why do Sky keep saying 'it's out of Arsenals' hands now'? It obviously isn't!

Delighted to see Jesse Londonderry getting a few minutes last night.