Adam Grimes

BREAKING: Every bald eagle on earth just flew in to the sun.

I would relive 2016 10 times just so I could have Obama as my president ❤️😭😭#trumpsucks #ObamaFarewell

i wasn't sure which one left so i just removed a little part of every harmony

Man, I hate it wen people bootcher the English langwuj 😑😒

So weird that hot dogs come in packs of ten but my butthole can only fit eight so far

If I ever decide to make a band I'm going to call it "Beyond Say." For some reason it just rolls off the tongue.

@Kelli_Burton talk dirty to me twitter.com/weareallnugget…

Sometimes I wear tennis shoes just to convince myself that im active and healthy.

@Kelli_Burton You.

Im starting to see symbolism throughout my life. For example, my car is broken just like my soul.

It looks like my dad is giving my corgi a prostate exam and I'm V uncomfortable.

I ate so much pumpkin pie last night I've been burping whipped cream all day.

If the people I serve could see how insane I am when I walk away they wouldn't feel comfortable with me handling their food. #serverthoughts

@benheustess WHERE U AT THO

Sometimes I feel like my whole world is crashing in on itself but then Ariana grande comes on the radio and I'm fine. BLESS

Excited for thanksgiving! If anyone is bored I'll be sitting in my kitchen alone eating a can of tuna. Feel free to join me! 🍁🍂

@calebsaysthings I'm probably related to them, honestly.

I asked my friend to make me a colorful album cover and sent him an example. He didn't disappoint. @SaraBareilles @lucaseuspank