Glyn Adams

@Grant_Colgate Thats like when you realise football managers get paid way less than the players.

@SuzieHasTwins Yes, thats why we call it the Ministry of Defence, not the Ministry of Attack… We just accept it’s part of the job.

This might get hotly disputed but it really is possible to be pro military and also anti war

@audramllr Catch up with the few people left who haven’t jumped ship to Bluesky

what do people do on twitter now

@AwkwardAndOdd Just going to whisper ‘happy birthday’ so you don’t actually hear it then

I’m going to tell you a secret. I hate my birthday and don’t really celebrate it so all your kind messages mean more to me than you will ever know. Thank you💗

@AwkwardAndOdd We saw their Peter Pan Goes Wrong, absolutely amazing!

A Christmas Carol? In February? What could possibly go wrong? Such a great way to spend the afternoon. We had so much fun, the whole theatre was in stitches!

@SuzieHasTwins I bet their Search History contradicts everything they’ve said.

The replies to this are hilarious🤣. I didn’t know it was possible to be so tightly wound. I’m a woman and I’m begging you guys please go jerk off, I guarantee instant happiness 😂

@AwkwardAndOdd My mind can’t comprehend the level of coolness that would reach. Buy it. Live the dream.

Need someone to talk me out of buying a Batman mask for my cat

@perrigame The Stranger Times by CK McDonnell

What was your favourite book you read this year? Whether it was objectively crap but made you feel good, or a classic, or self-help or thriller or deep or just sweet and lovely - share your favourites 📚 I love seeing what everyone enjoyed.

@neheritagelib @JHCPAL The joys of military life - theres a few who travel even further than me!

@AdamsGlyn @JHCPAL You must be only person to commute to Boulmer! 😁

The trusty windbreaker is out for a brisk walk in Northumberland! On the lookout for churches, pubs and uh… lookouts!

@neheritagelib @JHCPAL I work at Boulmer and always get corrected that it should be pronounced ‘Bulmer’ and not ‘Booma’. I’m using this photo as justification I’m right!

Funny old spelling of Boulmer on one of those memorials @JHCPAL !

Tee hee

@ron_fleasley And there’s me thinking Shakespeare was dead

@idlewildgirl Saw them on Sat in Newcastle and i thought it was a bit of a weird choice. Maybe they think everyone in England likes the Beatles!

I can’t believe they did me like this after all my support over the years

@Grant_Colgate Whoop, time to claim some benefits!

@Grant_Colgate Am i being blind or is there no door to get into bedroom 3?

@SuzieHasTwins In some religions, they deliberately make a mistake in art as only God is allowed to be 100% perfect. So basically you’re just making sure you don’t offend Him and get struck by lightning.

Have you noticed how every single thing I tweet has a typo.

I had to close early yesterday thanks to Storm Claudia Winkleman being a tart and now we can’t open until contractors arrive-so I’m just letting the covering managers what they could do as they sit there bored shitless

@Grant_Colgate I’m sure in the 80s there was a (lurpak?) advert where they pulled the foil back and there was a picture moulded into the butter. Child me was enraged to find when you pulled the foil back for real it was just…butter.

@KimFishlegs Where’s the Dislike button when you need it?

@crapolatombola @RebelRefrainx I look forward to serving our Dolphin overloads.

@AdamsGlyn @RebelRefrainx I hope it happens one day without warning, that’ll learn us!

Just reading about possible global catastrophes. Insomnia is wonderful for educational purposes.

@ratemyplatenow A hospital in close proximity

Tea is ready but what’s missing