Nicki💗

You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...

@GraniteDhuine Yes but everyone knows that already 💅

@AwkwardAndOdd *you

I've been working with Excel all morning, and now I have PTSD: Post Traumatic Spreadsheet Disorder.

@AwkwardAndOdd Everyone sees what you're doing here; completely ignoring my trauma and making this all about you, AGAIN.

@GraniteDhuine @damethompo It’s one of my forever favourites 💗

@damethompo @AwkwardAndOdd Loved this film!

Emma Thompson in Much Ado about nothing is everything

charlotte brontë, after describing a man as the most preposterous and unsightly a person could possibly be: and this is the love interest😊❤️💫

The Goddess of Spring (1934)

@Vroniholzmann Happy Easter lovely 💗

Wishing you a happy, joyful, relaxed, sunny, beautiful, chill, lovely, comforting and fun Easter full of good vibes and bird song ☀️🐰💕

Anne/Gilbert are the blueprint

@chaoticguitar Always😍

Feeding the Rabbits (or Alice in Wonderland) by Frederick Morgan (British, 1856-1927)

@FlynnUnbound Christmas without crackers isn’t Christmas at all!

@AwkwardAndOdd We also don’t do Christmas crackers here. I’ve never once seen them in stores in the U.S.

Easter eggs for breakfast like Jesus would have wanted

@FlynnUnbound Oh these are about the size of an adults hand and only cost £1, the tiny ones you mean is what my friend mentioned. This pile is to give out to a bunch of wee ones later (btw the box that says mini eggs is a specific type of chocolate eggs that comes with the hollow one).

@AwkwardAndOdd Those are “big” eggs here. The eggs here that say “mini” are small basically thumb sized. Children and small adults could fit 6-10 in their mouth easily.

@FlynnUnbound I thought they were just marshmallows? My understanding is you don’t do big chocolate eggs like us though.

@AwkwardAndOdd Lucky! Peeps are gross. Chocolate eggs are, by far, better.

@FlynnUnbound We have to remember him with chocolate eggs here since Peeps don’t exist!

@LowGradeEvil That is a most eggsellent friend indeed!

@AwkwardAndOdd My friend visited on Friday, she’s hidden 10 Cadbury’s Cream Eggs around my flat. So far I’ve found 7. Enjoy your breakfast!

@JrTailspinner63 Oh this is just the view from my bedroom window today, spent ages watching and listening before recording this. So relaxing 🥰

@AwkwardAndOdd There is that photography talent. Are those birds mic shy? Once they start signing here about 4 am they don't stop especially the red Cardinals arguing with the blue jays.

Sunrise, purple skies and bird song.

@Nero37AD Morning!

@AwkwardAndOdd Good morning Nicki