Remy Addonizio

@ryankeefe Haha

@Kevin_merK 👨🏼‍🦳

Pull a muscle in your neck in your late 20s and watch yourself on the IL the whole next week.

@Kevin_merK You’re an astrology girl

Capricorn’s are superior. Everything about the sign and the people. And I’m not just saying that bc I am one. It’s the goat for a reason 😬😬😬

@Kevin_merK Hi

If the Giants don’t win tonight what tf do we do with the NFC East

That’s what I always say

@Kevin_merK Great point

No cmac. No Aaron Jones. No MT. Dak is dead. Injury plagued fantasy season

@Kevin_merK I’m sorry for using LOGIC lol

Me: explaining to my girl how parlays work Her: so why would someone/ you keep throwing away money if parlays rarely hit Me: because all you need is that one big win Her: but you never win...?

@Kevin_merK Stonks

Denver is supposed to have a high of 99 on today. By Tuesday the jet stream will dip and the high will be 37 lol dam

@Kevin_merK I whole heartedly agree

Bryce Harper is an immature loser

@unclenedskid Wack ass up a 6:45 spewing absolute FACTS

I feel like bats are having an easier time handling Covid then we are.

@Kevin_merK Ew

Her neck looks like a gross vagina

@Kevin_merK You’re mad I’m mad he’s mad HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH lol

“diD YoU hEaR SiX niNeS nEw SoNg ??”

@ACharlesClarke @AStetka Sports!

@AStetka That there was a pretty clear consensus top 3, and Kjerstad wasn’t there

Well, okay then. In Elias we trust, right?

On June 5, Breonna Taylor would have been 27 years old. But she was killed two months ago when police broke down the door to her apartment in an attempted drug sting and shot her eight times. cnn.it/3cxWPsN

@Kevin_merK Nice.

@unclenedskid And show up at 10:30

The day when everyone is nervous about going back to the office, I’m just going to be worried about my pants not fitting and I’ll probably forget my work ID at home.

@unclenedskid Very cool! Insinuates you’re a stoner but relatable to the current climate

“Yo, you mind if I take a hit of that?” *stranger pours hand sanitizer into my hands*

@ACharlesClarke Perv

@CincinnatiZoo Wow, what a stunner

John the lion! 😻 He is 9 1/2 years old! A lion's mane is a big indicator of overall nutrition and hormone levels. Those with a darker mane are healthier and have more testosterone.

@Kevin_merK You’re wrong

Plaxico doesn’t shoot himself in the leg Giants win back to back SB 2007 & 2008 tell me I’m wrong

@Kevin_merK First muffin of 2020

First thunderstorm of 2020 that was exhilarating