Ade's 👸

@SanjitheSage 😂😂😂

You go dey twitter dey lament but your mama dey wear XXL pant with Tinubu’s face.

@MasterMaliq Blind voting! Shior

What's this?😃

@Biola_bayo1 Ojuolape

Give me a beautiful ancient Yoruba name

@MasterMaliq 🤦🏿

Wearing a man picture as an underwear isn't Haram.😃😃 I love Kano shariah 😃😃

@fifss__ None of them

If funke Akindele wants to sit down, who should respectfully stand up??

@Matt_Pinner Michael Jordan

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

@oedmonlucas 😂😂😂

A Pastor healed a girl that has been blind since birth, and she ran to her mum standing in the crowd 🤣😂😂

@manlikemiler @OloriebiBet 😂😂😂

@OloriebiBet Can never forget 2022, my friend was bed ridden, he requested for pap, bro complained the sugar and milk was not enough, he even asked for akara , unfortunately after some minutes he slept off and woke up hale and hearty. Still alive today

Anytime you visit someone in the hospital and they start asking you what time it is or to make pap for them… please, don’t answer them. 🥲💔

@TrendingEx @CitizenMonitors Wtf!!

Trending Photos: Kano government distributes branded panties to women.

@ThendoRalph Abi🤨

As long as they can transfer money.

@fifss__ Eucharia!!

Be honest, Who has the best accent in Nollywood?

@Gboye_Rave Lol

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later..

@drharveee Your babe might be pregnant

My babe thighs have been darkening lately and I'm really scared. What's the best remedy for clear skin?

@fabulouskid4u @Wizarab10 Hmm

@Wizarab10 One crazy thing about this was when I found out a research on men witnessing child birth have high tendency to not have sex with their wife's.

I get this same complain offline and online. What could be the problem?

@instablog9ja I need his digits 🤨

If K+dn@ppers Pick You Up, Give Them My Number. I Am Not God Sent If They Don’t Release You — Bishop Oyedepo Bishop David Oyedepo, the founder and presiding bishop of Living Faith Church Worldwide (Winners Chapel), one of Nigeria’s most influential Pentecostal leaders, reportedly shared a testimony during a church service recounting past incidents involving k+dn@ppingsconnected to members of his ministry. He said that on one occasion when a pastor was abducted, he instructed that his phone number be given to the k+dn@ppers. According to him, he issued a strong warning: “One time one of our pastor was carried by k+dn@ppers, i said give them the phone and told them in 24 hours if you don’t check him out you are d+ad. The place was vibrating on a spot and was released” He added: ”If anybody picks you, give them my number. If he is not cut down then I am not God sent” In another account, he said one of his daughters was k+dn@pped and informed the abductors that her father had already declared her release time. He stated: “Another time to one of those my daughter was captured somewhere amd she told them my father said I am getting out of here lastesr 7am. And I didn’t even speak with them, that was how they started cutting themselves (the k+dn@ppers) and told her to start going” He used the testimonies to encourage Christians, urging them not to live in fear or allow oppression, and stating that believers are “raised far above the devil.”

@Neliswa_Nelli 🙆

Guys I know we all need money, but not like this 😳😳

@NigeriaStories Y'all proud of a foreign language

“Our education and English are good. If you listen to a Nigerian speak English, you’ll need a translator.” — Kenya’s President, William Ruto fires back at President, Tinubu after he spoke about Kenya’s economy.

@instablog9ja 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man asks keke rider for ₦500 change, hears “most definitely” and instantly loses interest 😂💀

@boye4christ2006 Ori eyin mejeji ti gbale

Urgent Need of an Househelp My cousin is looking for a reliable and experienced househelp his parents in Lagos. Salary: ₦30,000 monthly Feeding: Two meals per day Location: Lagos Working Hours: 7:30 AM – 7:30 PM (Monday – Saturday) Requirements: •Must be 25 years and above •Minimum of OND qualifications and a lady preferably though guys can still apply. •Must be patient and able to endure •Hardworking and diligent •Respectful and well-mannered If you meet the above requirements and are interested, let me know in the CS, I’ll send you a DM.

@lollylarry1 Smh

Widows Association ke? No be men dey hold banner so? Wahala🤣🤣