Future Dad to a Nepo Baby

I know a guy that broke up with his gf of 3 months cause she didn’t get him anything for his birthday. He said he has experienced what it feels to have a woman spend on him and he refuses to settle for less 😭😭

@Ssaasquatch @max_sticks How much remain??? Send aza make i balance you

Need to hit my $200m+ Networth goal asap so I cop one of those toys.

Flying private.

@TheNjoroge @code_alec She bought boxers and she understands why billionaires move slowly. Women are delusional af

@starboy_abefe I don't believe

I experienced two in person 1. Gave her 1000 naira, bought egg roll 500 and donut 200, she asked her elder sister how much change I was going to collect cos she does not know, she is in jss1 2. C =5/9(F - 32) Ss1 student could not make F subject of the formula. I wept 😭

@YoriOlajide Nothing concern me concern this one o....increase my take home or talk to the next candidate

Are you aware that when negotiating for salaries, there are other things you can ask for?: - if they’re not willing to add more ₦, ask for the next plan on the HMO - if you have a loan running, ask if they can absorb it and they deduct from your pay or if they can pay x amount from the balance - you have a 13 months old baby, can they sort Crèche fee or x% if they do not have a crèche abbl. just think outside the box

@OreAkinde ....and it will be*** Make i go chop

@OreAkinde You can't run from accountability because you're the victim...your stupidity led you down that tragic situation will be called out especially by people who love you

Victim: I was abused. Feminists: that’s what you get for dating a yahoo boy, what did you expect? You were flaunting your money, shebi you were spoiled. Sorry sha, but you could have done better. Nothing on the abuser, nothing on the fraudster 🫩 And that’s how harm is perpetrated you have successfully shifted the conversation to the victim’s shortcomings instead of the abuser and that’s how abusers get away with abuse. You are causing harm and you are enabling abuse.

Just ask women. Men don't go on dates with folks they aren't interested in.

I’m an exceptional global UK talent. That’s equivalent to expatriates in NG. I visited my school for MA enrolment and the enrolment officer said “you’re on a talent visa not student? Wow, we are honoured to have you in our country.” Nothing about me is average by God’s grace.

Guys, always stand up to shake hands. If the other person is older than you, it shows respect. If they are younger than you, it shows humility. Either way, you win. People who sit to shake hands are bad-mannered. When you shake hands, do not just offer a limp hand... even to an elder! Make sure that your handshake is firm. It shows confidence and fitness. Then make sure that you look into the person’s eyes. It shows interest, attention and confidence. Don’t look away furtively like a liar and a thief! Remember, as a man, there should be nothing limp or flaccid about you. You should always be polite and gracious, quietly confident (not arrogant, that is for inferior men) and erect. Always erect! I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

@IdrisAOni1 Imam, there’s no surplus of women. Men still outnumber women globally and even nationally here. What we probably have a shortage of are men willing or able to get married.

@SirJarus Spot on

Madam asked why people hate Arsenal so much. Told her it's because we are the only big team that has not won the UCL and the least achieving big team in general, especially in recent decades, yet we are very vocal in competitive football discussions and don't accept other teams are bigger than us. That is why other teams' supporters dislike us. Like, "how dare you mock me despite not having much to show for it?" Is my diagnosis correct?

@khanofkhans11_ "You're a coward, see me thinking you're a man" No vex, chop this block first

If every woman I meet behaves like this I go die single. Cos I go block you.

@TheGooveDuck Google will pronounce it

The question still remains: How do you pronounce words you've never heard before?

But life is not that deep now...why una dey use jazz....ko le to gbogbo yi now

@Thazhigilla_ I don't know but John the beloved and Peter's posts will be chaotic

Which Bible character would have the most chaotic Twitter(presently called X) account?

@TME__Xxv That intro on hattrick na concept o

Every song on here no get one single concept Just rhymes , Beats and Vocals , don’t piss me off pls .

Seyi vibes is so underrated

@TME__Xxv Karma? Bd baby? Abeg o

Seyi Vibez and AG in same Convo Is madness The Guy that made “ IRE” and the guy who randomly puts words together just to Rhyme words are the same lmao Can’t think of a seyi vibez song where he stuck to a single subject matter .