Dantē 🦅

Its okay to restart and recreate. Don't spend time beating yourself up over something that went wrong. There's always another chance.

Me walking into the JP Morgan interview and seeing bro who also applied

This gotta be the best day on X in 2026. Not even Truth Social can beat this.

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

😭🤣

@UTDRico8 I swear Onana too useless 😭

Just look at Garnacho in this game. He used to be really good until he got that bad attitude

Dezny is the best skit maker in Nigeria. He’s just too good with what he does 🙌😂

@Waywardboyy Walahi 😂

Naso he go dey do like say he wan fall down until he reach your goal post 😂😂😂😂

keep the wave going.

This club is so funny... A RB at CB and a CB that hasn't started for Carrick and they keep a clean sheet😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Mason Mount at Stamford Bridge. 🤫

BIG. THREE. POINTS! ✅🔥

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

Dame un grrr.

Wizkid go scatter everywhere finish come tweet “Love God ❤️” I too love my idolo😂

@PaidAmigo @welovesweetboy_ Guy abeg 😭😂🤣

@welovesweetboy_ I just confirm am for the 5th time again today 😭

masturb@ting, betting or smoking gotta be the top 3 obvious things to be addicted to as a man

Noticed we have a big following in Nigeria 🇳🇬

When comedy content was Gold, this will forever be funniest ever😂

Everyone needs an uncle Phil in their lives