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That pet lover

@Adem_E_

Pawrent to the cutest Golden Retriever ✨

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Mayıs 2012
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shuu@Ammahhyk·
I’m materialistic please. I love and want all the finer things of life
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IEBC
IEBC@IEBCKenya·
Press Release Status Update of Enhanced Continuous Voter Registration (ECVR) as at Thursday, 23rd April 2026 On 10th August 2027, Kenyans will elect leaders for six (6) elective positions. The credibility and legitimacy of any election is dependent on a compressive and accurate Register of Voters (RoV). Indeed, Article 38 of the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to exercise their political rights, including the right to form, join and participate in the activities of a political party; participate in free, fair and regular elections based on universal suffrage; and to vie for public office. These constitutional rights are given practical effect through registration as a voter, without which a citizen cannot participate in the electoral process. #ECVR2026 #YourVoteYourFuture #14thMayByelections #TalkWithIEBC #StopFakeNews
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Emily S. Bremer@emilysbremer·
The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.
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Dr Branice Munyasa@Branicemercy·
Memes have become our coping mechanism 🤧
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SKINDEEP@SkindeepJD·
Jehova's Witnesses graphic designers were ahead of time, AI copied their design aesthetic.
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Central Bank of Kenya
Prospectus for Re-Opened 20 and 25 Years Fixed Coupon Treasury Bonds
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
BREAKING: Meta, $META, tells its staff that it is laying off 10% of its employees in a push for "efficiency." This is roughly ~8,000 employees who will be laid off.
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Pesa Wall
Pesa Wall@PesaWall·
The Auditor General has flagged the United Democratic Alliance (UDA) party for failing to deduct PAYE, SHIF, NSSF, and the housing levy from employees’ pay as required by law over the last 2 years. Further, the party did not remit withholding tax deducted from suppliers to KRA.
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Nnamdi🍀@tweetsbyzyl·
Dear Microsoft... Our African names are not spelling errors😒
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Moe
Moe@moneyacademyKE·
Kenyatta National Hospital is in technical insolvency for the 4th year. An audit reveals it is spending more than it earns, with Sh6.7 billion in unpaid debts and a Sh10 billion pension gap.
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D.@Lush_Beauty1·
Guys, I confronted someone today and didn't cry. Please clap.
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Shiku🌼
Shiku🌼@shikumungai_·
Joanna gives her brand her everything! You can her mind,soul and body is immersed in it. So beautiful!
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J.@Jahmu__·
😂I love reading his posts. Shida it’s all fun until KRA comes for you
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KRA is not playing with KTDA. KTDA buys and sells tea leaves. Not tea. Tea ni chai. Chai ni ya kukunyua. Tea leaves ni majani ya chai. Kirui are we together? Now, KTDA was growing very fast. They wanted the Gulf people to taste the classical definition of proper Kenyan tea. In 2008, they opened a branch in Dubai. Branch role, to market and sell tea in the Gulf. In this setup, KRA was eating well. Because branches are like agents. They sell and send all profits back home. So Dubai sold tea. Profits came back to Kenya. KTDA consolidated everything. And handed KRA a biig fat cheque. KRA was extremely happy. In 2014, KTDA got tired of tickling KRA. They discovered. - If they register a separate company in Dubai - Gulf profits won’t be taxed in Kenya - And Dubai tax was 0% too So no taxes nowhere. Directors said: Perfect. Do it. Fast! As they are doing all this, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company. The Dubai company was registered. Life was good. Money was flowing. Zero income tax. Next year, KRA noticed their cheque suddenly got thinner. They asked KTDA Kenya, ndugu ni nini inaendelea hapa? KRA got the shocking news of its life from KTDA. - We do not have a problem paying taxes. But the Dubai branch has been upgraded to a full Dubai company. And profits are no longer coming home to be taxed. KRA could not believe it. It returned to Times Tower. And embarked a fault finding mission. In 2021, they found out: - Directors of KTDA Dubai were all Kenyans - They lived and drank tea in Kenya - They controlled every single affair of KTDA Dubai from Kenya Wakasema baas, nini ingine tunatafuta? They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it? • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan company. KRA declared KTDA Dubai a Kenyan company • Tax demanded 122M KTDA ran to court with Dubai registration papers. The judges questioned KRA why it wanted to harvest where Kenya did not plant? KRA responded: My Lords, if your hen lays eggs in your neighbour’s land, is that egg yours or your neighbour’s? Judges paused. Then sided with KRA. KTDA wakaabiwa walipe tax. Case closed. Lesson. • Structure your offshore company properly. • Or KRA will structure it for you.

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toni childs protégé.
toni childs protégé.@joigabrielle·
Most ppl aren’t really equipped for marriage because the basis of it is consistent compromise lol. How else can you successfully navigate a lifetime with another ever-changing being without compromise.
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Mima
Mima@RealLifeGold·
You guys are saying the baddies are B613 😭
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Chisom- Global Careers Adviser 🌏
I feel like the wealth you get from monetising your intimate relationships costs you when it comes to longevity and privacy.
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Ademba Allans
Ademba Allans@Ademba_47·
I am grateful that @edwinsifuna and @CrystalAsige commended my work in the voter registration mobilization. With the help of my team and Kenyans at large, at least 1.6M (not official numbers). Despite the many challenges, we are going to continue post ECVR. Thank you Kenya for the support. Tuko kadi Baddies na kadi
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Boring_Business
Boring_Business@BoringBiz_·
CFOs realizing that their AI token budget is going to be higher than the salaries of the people they laid off
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