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My daddy was a illegal immigrant My mother was a conservative We went to church every Sunday Gospel on the TVs if we didnt Prayer before every meal They said being gay was the worst sin you can commit Said go straight to hell for it Somehow, I end up being gay I don’t know what

@Vialith__ @xufum_ @obergggg @fw_andyyy If you immediately go from a teenagers smoking weed to child porn, you might have issues and need YOUR hard drive checked

@xufum_ @obergggg @fw_andyyy Check this man’s hard drive

The trap worked... a little too well 😭😭

@crushprints 🫶

to people who reported this false community note and saved my account from getting flagged, thank you 💜🤍

@guns4real 😔

@AdonisRights this did not get enough likes im sorry

if you’re a trans woman do you go to Jupiter to get more stupider THEN college to get degrees. or is it a spiritual thing like a sorting hat so you just go to college even if you haven’t transitioned yet?

@crushprints Or another one

@crushprints Blackfishing addison rae?

addison rae is the next big thing but you aren't ready for that conversation yet

clarity by zedd ft foxes.

Generational funble

I hope your ceo dies

Hope he falls

.@PolarCubYT in fortnite

@crushprints Weight

i'm NOT talking about height..

@crushprints Wait

@crushprints Freak

@kepler_orbit_ See how it still says twitter

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! i just read the notification #MyTWITTERAnniversary

@kurom3owz @m4ch0t3 Tarantulas arent bugs theyre arachnids

@m4ch0t3 Not really no even the gross ones are awesomes. im a big tarantula guy personally

i be following everyone back id kick it with a Bug 🐛

@HogshitSnarfer @pfaffphobic

@pfaffphobic grow up

Scrolled down on a recipe and got shot in the chest a thousand times

Tomorrow is Monday which is School which is Kill myself

shits absolutely beautiful visuals then this nigga jus appears and I cant stop laughing

@hantavirus please dont take my only 3 inches

@boomhotdog2 The guy in the pic follows this guy

who the fuck is following me