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@mototingle @OceanBMWbikes Tempted as I need a new visor for my current GS helmet

Should you have a Medium or Small head. BMW Plymouth are selling Branded BMW Motorrad helmets what retailed or £399+ for just £99 I’m an XL so I’m stuffed

@Col45398669 Got this on my GS

How do I clear this message from my dash?

I bought this in 2011 for £68,000. It’s located in Walsall Birmingham. Can you guess how much it’s worth today?

@Posted_to_BAOR Return from Bosnia and aircraft diverted to Italy to pick up spare part. Pilot crashed aircraft into a hanger as his first time at this particular airfield. Spare part fitted to second aircraft but then had to wait for a replacement crew.

I’m not one to take the piss, but what was your PB flying with CrabAir? Mine: 2 weeks Jordan to Akrotiri. 5 days Kabul to Paderborn 3 days Hannover to Split Get your experiences down below……

@zetecinsidecom @racingoncourse @NationalHways Agreed but worth noting ‘advisory speed limits’ don’t exist they are ‘maximum speed advised’. Logically cant be a speed ‘limit’ if it is advisory

@racingoncourse @NationalHways If the speed limit shown doesn't have a red circle around it then it is advisory only.

Hi @NationalHways - M6 Stafford north, you have two 50mph gantry’s saying “report of obstruction” then 70mph- trouble is this signage was on since last night when I drove through. If there is an obstruction, why haven’t you shifted it or is it because you are money grabbing charlatans no obstruction exists and you’re just trying to screw the motorist?

@marysvip Agree with others. Sometimes we don’t just feel it and there’s nothing wrong with that. Riding a bike for pleasure is something to enjoy and not a chore. It could be yourself, the weather or the bike not feeling right. Better weather ahead (hopefully) so remain positive 😉

Today I felt like I couldn’t ride — and I didn’t ride the way I know I can. Few years of people putting me down knocked my confidence. But this isn’t where my story ends. I’ll rebuild, and I’ll be back stronger 👌🏍️👍

@WithAC86 My eldest son has fortunately moved on from his dance craze I endured years ago now it’s sport. My younger son (16) has a Spotify age of 50 so can’t complain. Enjoy your mash up 😉

Driving with your teenager child in the passenger seat is like having a drunk dj with you playing a mash up

All this begs the question: What is the RAF Regiment for? 🤔

@WithAC86 Nissan Qashqai especially maroon colour. Even worse if driver is wearing a hat 😉

On today’s ’cars you just dread getting stuck behind’ Citroen C3 Crossover. Nuff said.

@mototingle Strange how algorithms work as I didn’t see any of your tweets (still twitter here!) for some time. Recently seen quite a few though

Currently following 1,415 accounts. Some of them havent been on twitter in a while (Yes, I still call it Twitter) or dont post motorcycle related content. A tidy up will happen over the next few days. Regular commenters, love you all, considder yourselves safe! :)

@maitlis @RoyalMail Happened to me more than once. Ignored totally the rearranged time and delivered on the original time. Have no confidence in the process now

Ah dear @RoyalMail . Why are you so disappointingly utterly consistently totally shit. Tried so hard to get my sisters birthday present delivered on time. You give timings. Change the timings. Deliver at the former time. And then sound surprised when people miss your totally random parachute drop. Useless.

@GSXRbird29 Looks lovey and great colour. We still have our BMW iX1 but whenever we both retire and downsize to one car the Mini will be seriously considered. Luckily have my GS1250 for thrills; not as fast as a GSX I may add 😉

@AdrianJohnson09 Ha i went back to bmw Saturday.. this had literally come into the showroom that day, buying it. Swapped it for that courtesy car, dropped it back yesterday. Had loads of beemers but time for a change, 2lt turbo, awesome power and corners crazy 😂👌🏻

Dropped off my beemer this morning and this is my courtesy car … fuck it’s fast lol and sticks like glue 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 put it in go kart mode 💪🏻🥳😂

@Col45398669 As being as you are a connoisseur of food what do you think of this? I am tempted to give it a try 😋

Ta da. The finest English Spam.

I’m about to make the internet jealous.

I was asked why I needed a fourth motorcycle yesterday but they couldn’t answer how many handbags they had😂

@Col45398669 Agree the zealots from both sides are irritating. Had an i3 and absolutely loved it but like you too small for growing teenagers especially one who plays rugby! Now have an iX as nearest we could find to the i3. Still have an ICE car as well. Have a good weekend

@AdrianJohnson09 It wasn’t aimed at all Adrian just the ones who try to influence my decision and think they are an Angel who is saving the planet. The i3 is a little cracker for short journeys but wouldn’t fit our needs.

Why are EV owners such nasty little cretins. Just because ICE car owners enjoy them don’t try to take that joy because you drive a white good with no soul.

@NorwayRich @RAF_Luton This is a Hornet. Everything else is correct though

@RAF_Luton No those are F/A-18 hornets or F-18 hornets

Photo of the Day: A pair of F15s pass the Bucks Fizz monument near Shepton Mallet (Wiltshire) It took 71.75yrs to carve the monument out of Mpunt Mendip with 80.085mil tons of rock being removed in celebration of the Bands Eurovision Song Contest win in 1926 📸 from a Canberra

@vicgoddard @RoyalMail Had the opposite. Last three deliveries by Royal Mail have appeared a full day before the estimated delivery date. On two occasions I submitted an alternative date and they totally ignored my requests. Seems like a lottery as to when they appear

Dear @RoyalMail the message below is a simple untruth. You have made no attempt to deliver the parcel. Someone has been in all day to receive it. At the time you state it was attempted the front door was open. Please just be honest and don’t become Evri