Advanced Survival Tactix

BREAKING: Former United States President Joe Biden has passed away at the age of 83

@MMthee0ne How we beat Iran, prices are down, the stupid rocket around the moon, and a bunch of other bullshit about him...

What are everyone's predictions for President Trump's address this evening? Mine is that we will be exiting NATO.

@rawsalerts How much tax dollars did we waste on this bullshit?

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as NASA officially launches Artemis II from Kennedy Space Center, marking a historic mission around the Moon. With four astronauts on board, this is the first crewed lunar mission since 1972.

@SelinaVareez Bot

Describe me with one word

@rawsalerts So, basically a distraction cause who actually gives a shit?

🚨#BREAKING: NASA’s Artemis II is officially go for launch signaling a green light for the upcoming crewed mission around the Moon

Damn in the not to distant past if you told a woman she was beautiful, she makes you smile, and you just enjoy interacting with her she would at least act flattered. Nowadays they just ignore you, and act like you're some kind of demon from the underworld. Humanity is so cooked💯

@Itx_judith I'm real 💯

Hey 👋 I’m a real human behind this X account. I’m not a bot.😁 Are you real?

@AllysonSaysSo2 @Maga_della Nooooooooooo, anyone or anything but you 😢😥😭😫🤧

@Maga_della I was ready to go with you

I’m quitting social media forever. This is my last post. …see you in 5 minutes😁😜 #AprilFools_Day

@BGatesIsaPyscho April fools moon launch? 😅🤣😂

🚨🚀 ISSUE FOUND WITH ARTEMIS II HOURS BEFORE ITS DUE TO LAUNCH "They are currently attempting to fix it - NASA say this System must be fully functional, because if the rocket veers off towards populated areas - it needs to be destroyed" So are NASA going back to the Moon....?

@LarryDJonesJr Hell fucking no

Do you belive we really landed on the moon in 1969?

@ZOrtiz99 Ok cool 😁😅

@Advsurvtactix That's ok.

If you eat lettuce on your tacos you're a psychopath.

@jacksonhinklle I thought it was open????🤔

🚨🇺🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺BREAKING: President Trump threatens to stop sending weapons to Ukraine if Europe doesn't help reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

@SarahisCensored For what? There is nothing there...

HAPPENING NOW: For the first time in over 50 YEARS, humans are heading back toward lunar space. The Artemis II mission is launching astronauts to fly around the Moon - marking the first crewed lunar mission since Apollo 17 mission in 1972.

@WayneTechSPFX @EricTrump Why are these presidents all of the sudden opening skyscraper libraries?

Omg this is just badass extraordinary! First look at the official Donald J. Trump Presidential Library, in downtown, Miami Florida! I'm going down there this summer. So if anyone lives in the area, or going down there too this summer HMU! Credit: @EricTrump

@ZOrtiz99 7 nipples

Can someone please translate this tattoo.

And I think I found the perfect Father's Day gift.

@GeneralMCNews And do what exactly, send them our goats?

BREAKING: Iran’s president addresses the American people, stating that Iran has never initiated a war since the founding of the U.S., that its actions are grounded in legitimate self-defense, the U.S. acted as a proxy for Israel, and urging Americans to look beyond the machinery of misinformation.

@MarkWarner @Bratt_world 😅😂🤣🖕

NATO is the most successful military alliance in history. Congress will not sit by while this president tries to unravel it. Our commitment to NATO is ironclad, and we will use every tool available to defend it.

@BBMagaMom Did humanity's somehow figure out how to get living organisms past the Van Allen Belt all of the sudden? And back, alive. 🤔

🚨 LIVE FROM KENNEDY SPACE CENTER: The Artemis II crew is right now pulling on their flight suits as final preparations ramp up for today’s historic launch to the Moon. I don’t know what to think about this…. I’m highly suspicious of everything now! 🤔