River Miles, RN (they/he)

I’M GOING TO BE A SURGICAL ICU NURSE!

@badboiepi She obv doesn’t deserve to be targeted like she is by the fruit site but also isn’t like an unproblematic trans icon.. it’s complex and I feel horrible for her but also having seen past tweets prior to her doxxing I’m like 😳

The whole kxffxls situation seems fairly obvious that they’re a racist. So… why are people expecting anyone to defend them like that

Female anatomy? Sorry I have cryptic anatomy. Apologies for the confusion

@22gthumb Absolute truth thank you for spreading the news eli

@orneryscientist I am laughing so hard omg I cannot. Showing my Italian fiancé immediately

@orneryscientist This reminds me when I googled “black stool” and was presented with furniture stools and not poop stools

@StudentDocBen Most def especially since you got the rectangle glasses dude special going on here

Do I look more masculine with the glasses? (I ran out of contacts)

@bemyeverafterr Just the other day I was teaching my preceptee that when we get an admission we 1) order an iv pump and then 2) go steal with permission another iv pump because the one we order will never come lmao

@tiredandtachy Ugh so annoying. I am always ready to tell them I will gladly have public safety come down to escort them if they don’t leave and esp if they’re being ridiculous

@AfibWithRiver this person wouldnt take no for an answer and was playing the helpless white woman but i was about ready to send security up lol. “my husband has to drive an hour to come get me” uh ok? why didn’t you drive here then?

I am so tired of entitled ass family members thinking they are above policy. Sorry hunny your perfectly stable 70 yo dad does not get an overnight visitor exception because you’re an hour from home and have no ride. Sounds like poor planning on your part. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@zozagoon Your tweet plus the reply is taking me out 💀

Why is it called The Bear when this man is clearly a twink?

@gaypyxis YES

me: is autistic also me: pick a career where you will always be in sensory overload

New haircut 🫡 the last one before all my blond goes away :(

Oh speaking of the bike cars though, I did take my bike to the city a few times and the first time I just fell with my bike on the train. Horribly embarrassing 0/10 experience but the Danes were very nice and helped me lol

I don’t care about the caption, I was instantly hit with nostalgia as this is the train I used to take in denmark. I would get off right before the hillerød stop 😭