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WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

@SuperTexans @therealCoinmon @Acyn The Iraq war was just unnecessary aggressive Neo imperialism so good on him for not contributing to thousands of innocent Iraqi deaths

@therealCoinmon @Acyn Too bad he wasn't ready to fight when he got called to Iraq.

Walz: And I got to tell you, I can't wait to debate the guy. That is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

@1TommEBoi @bobbybon1324 @ajewishbrat Ok fine I’m sowwy

@AfkhanE @bobbybon1324 @ajewishbrat Just like how you forgot punctuation. why don’t you make an effort as well. Oh yeah, we are just grasping straws on the internet. I know I made mistakes before I sent phones have this thing called autocorrect and it fucks up for many people regardless of age. So go touch grass

@1TommEBoi @bobbybon1324 @ajewishbrat It’s very hard to read please make an effort to learn the only language you know

@bobbybon1324 @ajewishbrat I really don’t care it’s twitter not my dissertation

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t make me want to kill myself

@moneyspov @frzzled My whole body kadanthu pogam

@frzzled your whole stomach கடந்து போகும்

இதுவும் கடந்து போகும்

@frzzled @moneyspov BOTH

@moneyspov @AfkhanE BOTH

@frzzled @moneyspov Me after several many kuthu rolls

@moneyspov Me after eating a xtra xtra hot 4 lines of spice shawarma

@AfkhanE cost of goods ??

my roomba is suicidal I think.. sis why u launching urself at the wall

@moneyspov No that is prostitution I believe sister

what is business casual?? I should be in nothing but lingerie under a trench coat

@moneyspov FARHODINEJOD FTW

what’s the opposite of a microaggression? I mispronounced joan 5 times today, but thirukavukkarasu & farhoodenejad just roll right off my tongue

killing myself POSTPONED!!!!!

@benny_broski @haworthes The camera picks up infrared light that our eyes don’t so it sees purple

@haworthes why is the stove purple

WHAT THE FUCK. I YELLED. OMGGG. twitter.com/sciraluvrr/sta…

@brockenbirds @boygrrI real

@boygrrI me but i’m employed

your unemployed friend be like omg i have getting high due tonight

A capitalist visited my workplace to teach us a valuable lesson

OPPENHEIMER is a movie with a literal nuclear explosion and yet the greatest scene of spectacle might be Emily Blunt sassing that lawyer who had been pissing us off for three hours

society 😕

this remains the most truthful thing an American president has ever said