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@AyandaYandiey Their necks will hurt so bad the next day

I'm glad the driver managed to keep control of the steering wheel. We would be telling a completely different story if the car had rolled over. 🥹

You have to be extremely wicked to purposely remove SEEDS from fruits and vegetables to keep people from growing their own food.

@kigutasheilaa The nduthi guy most likely did something bad. He was in panic and didn't know how to act.

I’m so tickled what’s his problem 😂😂 In another video he goes “Wewe Kama mama mwenzangu” and in another he asks a nduthi guy “mbona umeniua?”

@Kenyans A single Tunnel Boring Machine ( TBM) is $100M. Anyway, kazeni mshipi

Nairobi County Approves Plans for First Underground Railway Line Beneath CBD to Eastlands

@Naitalel_maina Shida ni they fly, leave the door open and they remind you they are not chicken

@Afri_Lens 😂😂 solid idea

1kg meat is 800 kenyattta shillings. When did we get here really? Truly must go ,must go 😤

@ntvkenya @ruga_eval Listen to what Ruto says, goons about to be thrown under the bus.

Sura Za Wahuni Ol Kalou: Sura za maafisa wa serikali zinaendelea kujitokeza katika video za machafuko ya uchaguzi mdogo wa Ol Kalou juma lililopita. Sasa darubini ya NTV imemtambua afisa mmoja wa polisi anayeonekana akipanga wananchi katika video hizo... #NTVJioni @ruga_eval

@BCherich A whole bunch of people know who, how and when this happened. The cargo manifests, invoices and inspection certificates are there, the paper trail for the financing etc. You see, Kenya right now does not inspire patriotism, for what and who? People swayed by mkate na soda?

Guess the Importer.

@KenyanSays Soko Iko across the boarder.

This lady was conned out of Ksh 48,000 for a bale of mitumba; instead, she received a bale full of military clothes!

@MurrayOmondi @mainandegwa232 It actually can. Just overwrite every sector with dummy data and delete again.

@mainandegwa232 Harddrive cannot be deleted unless you destroy the hard river to ashes

Wasee wa tech, how did IPOA retrieve the deleted CCTV footage during Albert Ojwang's murder at Central Police Station....

@moneyacademyKE Just know this, if the police ever stop you, your visa status does not matter, reach into your wallet and take out $20.

The Democratic Republic of the Congo has limited its visa-free entry program to just seven African countries. The countries are: — Burundi — Kenya — Republic of the Congo — Rwanda — Tanzania — Uganda — Zimbabwe

@Trillionaire747 @NytoP2PMwangi People don't like to see their own succeed. Shiquo has achieved what 99 percent of us never will. Wivu tu.

@Afri_Lens @NytoP2PMwangi Aache ujuaji 😂

Shiquo of late has been wondering why her videos are now getting maximum of 100 views and two likes, yet a few months ago she was pulling 300K views per video. She can keep wondering, but the problem is her. She has completely abandoned her real customers, the people who made her blow up! She no longer sells items at the crazy low prices that defined her brand…. For instance ; • The perfume she used to sell at KSh 250 now goes for KSh 4,000. • The non-stick sufurias she sold at KSh 1,200 are now KSh 16,000. • The Crocs she sold at KSh 150 now cost KSh 650. • The female shoes that went for KSh 200 are now KSh 2,500. • The sneakers she sold at KSh 1,200 are either unavailable or going for KSh 3,400. • The handbags she sold at KSh 350 now cost KSh 3,000. • The non-frost fridge she sold at KSh 16,500 is now KSh 109,000. She seems to have forgotten that “we” Walahoi see these same goods at Garden City, Two Rivers, and supermarkets every day, but we don’t touch them because we can’t afford them. The only reason we worshipped her was because she was bringing those prices within our Fuliza limits. She needs to go back to the old Shiquo wa Hii style and start by bringing a Spiro motorbike at KSh 7,500 and a Suzuki Alto at KSh 46,700!

@kamauwaruhiu This is true. I'm starting to avoid a friend of mine because everywhere we go he's looking at ass and asking for numbers from 19 year olds.

That friend of yours that can't control his lust around random women ,will not control it around your wife and daughters.

@KenyanSays So he's 1 of 1, like the Messiah? Mtu Ako na akili Kenya ni mmoja, wengine lazima mshikwe Mkono kuvuka barabara. Ni sawa tu

The Aura is totally gone , he probably knows next year he has no chance at all!

@MutembeiTV Leadership. Hakuna kuuziwa uoga on your own soil

Kiunjuri is very useless! Laikipia people must reject him" Gachagua lectures Mp Kiunjuri after he was spotted with DCP People!!!

@Kenyans Is there a different way of building a school, hospital or road depending on who comes to power? Aren't these guaranteed by the constitution? This is how the coast and North Eastern remained alienated, and now that they are close to power they want to play the same game

We were selling development while others were selling emotions - Hassan Omar

@bakhita_esther He was a FUCKING DICTATOR! Government bloggers just throw anything, whatever will stick. Ptooo

Moi ruled for 24 yrs without Kikuyus votes

@SWhispers43215 @dansilly_ke You are obviously speaking from experience, hard to argue with that. Unasema apige suruali pande moja amalize Kazi😂

@Afri_Lens @dansilly_ke Ata si porn ndugu. Majority women become hysterical kutu ikizidi. You can see the emotional excesses she's depicting 😂😂 And she'll do anything to get laid or get that orgasm. Huyo ukimguza atakupea ata in public 😂

Kumbe hii ndo the original video😂 This woman deserves justice juu huyu dem amemgongea bwana na yeye analilia utamu yake 😂

@moneyacademyKE Kiamaiko,Kawangware, Jamhuri and Eastleigh is asking to laugh 😂

Kenya plans to introduce a 'golden visa' programme to attract wealthy foreign investors. The visa will grant permanent residency to foreigners who make significant investments, create jobs and boost exports.