AfternoonPoop

@1ssve sure have.

Has anybody out there just walked out of a job like fuck this I'm not coming back?

@gregisenberg i’ll give ya weird. huhloWave - Fart Exchanger - check it out on the ios app store. everyone tells me it’s weird.

a walkie talkie for an AI agent shouldn't exist. it also made me stop scrolling immediately. more people should build "weird" software like this, that's where the opportunity is btw weird sells and weird stops your scroll microsoft isn't building this. someone at 2am is

@Brink_Thinker mfer put his airpods in first. calm and cool. lol.

The security footage of a man in a stuck elevator who forcefully pries open the jammed doors like a window, helping women and children exit first before leaving himself.

@jwegener bro. stellar idea. love it

My wife and I were in the SAME place at the SAME time, 4 years before we ever met🤯🤯🤯 I built an app that scans your photo library to reveal every time you crossed paths with someone -- before you ever met! Reply "beta" if you'd like to try it!

@distributedkv bruhhhh.... i've been wondering when you'd ask to chat

dear algorithm, show this tweet to people who are wizards

@KeruboSk i’d rather go around the moon (which is how i read ur post initially) sounds less risky to me

“Let’s go around the room” is honestly the worst thing an introvert wants to hear

ما الذي يمنع البشرية من العيش معاً بسلام؟

are there folks out there that are for hire to: take over social media accounts to market the shit out of a product, and then take commission-like-pay based on conversions???

@brockpierson ha! i'll take it. i got 9 separate likes, that weren't mine! I'm going parabolic!

@brockpierson no one else does. so i gotta

STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️ STOP LIKING YOUR OWN TWEETS‼️

@nikitabier get a tesla man. greatest set of wheels on the road

If gas goes up another ten cents, I’m going to a No Kings Protest.

@iky_fwjett @KeruboSk if this ain’t a banger post, nothin is!

i worked with a guy who refused to pee sitting down. i asked him what about when he's taking a dump, and he said he stands to pee first then sits to shit. i said that's just fucking crazy, and he said "chicks sit to pee". i said "chicks sit to shit too, why don't you shit standing up?" and he just got angry

@nikutaberuru probably by your mom.

親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たちは ピラミッドは どうやって作ったと思いますか？

@yamanakanobody hit me up! would love to chat!

またまたごめんよ！ アメリカ人と話したい俺の仲間がいるんだ！ 時間があれば優しくしてほしいな！

@kasanetarium cool idea!

日本で過去の風景を撮影できる「Past Camera」を作っています。 このカメラでシャッターを切ると、その場所のかつての風景を撮影することができます。改装されたお店、今は存在しないビルの前で撮影すると、過去の姿が写真に蘇ります。 写真はネットに保存されている過去の写真を取得しています。

@AfternoonPoop @nikutaberuru @elonmusk "Leak in the O2 canister. If I don't post tomorrow you'll know why."

@Kazneedscaffein got me in middle america!

日本語がわからない人は、この投稿にコメントいただきたい。どれだけの海外の人たちに拡散されているのか、知りたいのです。

to my new fellow Japanese friends across the globe, how plugged in are you to Lemon Pound Cake? you want a taste of America at its finest? - educate yourself on Adams County and Afroman. ^^ pure American soul and spirit represented in the good ol state of Ohio.

@Ame_Wonderfour welcome to the land of the wild and free. you’ve officially made it across the border dude! get yourself one of elon’s dope ass cars, plug in huhloWave, and fart at your friends!

@buraunko da fuqqqqqq

日本には古来より、友情を表す儀式があります 相手の股間を手で握り「ともだちんこ！！」と叫ぶのです 英語圏では「FriendshiPenis!!!」と叫びましょう