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just heard the worst of us say “happens to the best of us” like girl how would you know
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April Fool
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April Fool
@Afterthot163
giving everything i’ve got equates to about a shower and waking up late
Katılım Aralık 2016
46 Takip Edilen38 Takipçiler
@kvwviiju *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware* ahem, hello.
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i am a strong yet incredibly dainty and delicate but also huge and powerful cow woman
ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ@kvwviiju
if some of u ever meet me irl i think u will be surprised by how wide i am. it’s like when u meet a cow in real life
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“Oh word?” And the fist bump is killing me
Exposing Crazy@iExposingCrazy
What would you do in this situation
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“Lower Costs. Bigger Paychecks.” Ramaswamy signs have been spotted on properties that don’t have to worry about that whatsoever lmao
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including prescription medication in the survey
Leading Report@LeadingReport
35% of Gen Z say they use substances—such as cannabis, alcohol, or prescription medication—before beginning their workday, per VICE.
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when you don’t fall for any scams and now they just wanna make sure you’re ok >>>
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there’s no stronger bond than between a white boy and his collision course jay-z/linkin park mashups
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me when I- dude something has to change we’re all gonna die lowkey
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian
🚨WHITE HOUSE PHOTO OF TRUMP JUST RELEASED
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@NotJTompkins hello my truest friend please tell me what is ligma :)
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in a virtual interview with the wikipedia page for the job title up on the other tab do you think I got it
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hi I’m the average gamer I love this indie studio and this game is really fun however my favorite card got reduced from 11 block to 9 block so now I have to ruin them for it
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
Slay the Spire 2 is facing its second Steam review bomb in under two months. The April 16 update introduced balance changes, UI tweaks, and text adjustments, triggering over 4,800 negative reviews in a single day mostly from Chinese players. Recent ratings dipped to Mixed, but overall reviews remain Positive. MegaCrit already walked back major nerfs after the first wave last month.
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republicans rn cause kids get to eat
Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver
🚨Democrats pass legislation guaranteeing free school breakfast and lunch for New York students.
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@NotJTompkins @beetlemoses says the guy who continues to live here. fake ohio hater
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@beetlemoses I could show him everything to do in ohio including my personal favorite activity, leave.
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This is the world we WILL have. 🤝
victoria ♀️@fatfabfeminist
this is the world we were supposed to have
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You couldn't pay me to listen to whatever the fuck that is in the middle
Album of The Year@aoty
What are you listening to first tonight?
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