Amelia Shakespeare | Parody

"You've no need to dodge bullets with me standing in front of you..." ¤ Kingman Agent, code name: Igraine ¤ #KingsmanRP #TopGunRP ¤ Expert with edged weapons ¤ Learning to fly fighter jets ¤ Mature content, N/SFW, straight ¤ Ships with chemistry ¤ DMs open for plotting! ¤ RT?

@QtheBabysitter @GarethMMallory “I would never suggest such an underhanded thing! And yes. Yes I am.”

@AgentIgraine @GarethMMallory He pauses and gives her an astonished, but not unamused look. "Amelia. Are you suggesting I use my nanobots for nefarious purposes to get my way?"

She could see @QtheBabysitter becoming agitated by whatever messages he was receiving. She had a feeling she knew who was pushing his buttons... @GarethMMallory by any chance?

@QtheBabysitter @GarethMMallory She tapped her chin. “There must be something we can do… that smart blood you developed, it’s nanotechnology, is it not? Surely investment into such things would ensure nothing would be broken beyond repair?”

@AgentIgraine @GarethMMallory "They're all cocky and a little bit insane," he huffs. "I'm fairly certain they do it on purpose just to see how angry I'll get."

@GarethMMallory "Still not above hog-tying you..."

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@QtheBabysitter @GarethMMallory She chuckled. "The 00 agents definitely seem to come pre-prepared with far too much ego and far little care for the practicality of how a secret service must run."

@AgentIgraine @GarethMMallory He rolls his eyes. "The entire general department. I should start deducting damages from agent accounts, is what I *should* be doing. It might teach them to respect their equipment a bit more."

@QtheBabysitter @GarethMMallory "Oh, I'm sure you do. Is there anything in particular you're struggling to get funding for? I might be able to talk to my superiors about shifting some funds to help?" Kingsmen was funding her transfer after all, she was sure she could secure extra funding.

@AgentIgraine @GarethMMallory "I love building the tech, actually." He lets out a long sigh. "If I had an endless budget I wouldn't get so flustered about it all. Sadly government funds tend not to grow on trees."

@QtheBabysitter @GarethMMallory She chuckled. There were a few agents amongst Statesmen who were guilty of going through tech in much the same manner. “I’m sure you’re glad I get my tech elsewhere.”

@AgentIgraine @GarethMMallory He lets out a huge sigh. “The budget is due. He has no idea how much I would love to save money by not having to build a new car every time 007 takes one.”

[ Reynard Courtemanche ] - 00 Agent with MI6 - Youngest/Newest Agent - Generally Chipper Always - Lots of Mischief - Can Pass as Human Due to Stunted Wings - Doesn't Fly but Glides - Ships with Chem - Multiverse/Multiship - But Mostly Bond Verse

[ Q ] - Gadget Inventor & Agent Wrangler of MI6 - Super Genius Inventor & Hacker - Sassy AF - Always Tired - Canon + Wings Verse - Wings Verse: Slender Black & White Wings - Ships with Chem (Canonically Gay) - Multiverse/Multiship - Writer is 21+

@GarethMMallory - she wouldn't take that chance. Her equipment was usually supplied by Kingsman, but it was interesting to see what MI6 got up to.

@GarethMMallory She was down visiting the Quartermaster as M was reading the file. 00 missions weren't really her remit, but needs must when her primary mission was threatened; namely M himself. She doubted he saw it that way, but given his new appointment, and given his predecessor's end, -

Folder left by @AgentIgraine. Precise tabs. Minimal annotation. Work done without witness. M reads twice. Closes the file carefully.

AN INDEPENDENT PORTRAYAL OF COMMANDER 𝕯𝐘𝐒𝐎𝐍. VOICED BY #𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢.

TEMP PIN. UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

AN INDEPENDENT/AU PORTRAYAL OF ℍ𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑, VOICED BY #𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢.

𝙎𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 (long-lost ISO / survivor of the purge)