Agent Smith

Neither Left, nor right. Against all forms of stupidity. And more importantly, Tolerance of stupidity.

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@poetbadri @MinistryofEd @ugc_india चाचा!! ओ भूपड़ी वाले चाचा !!!

my take on some unnoticed facts and dimension of ugc equity regulation. ⁦@MinistryofEd⁩ ⁦@ugc_india⁩

@ajeetbharti It's TISS. What else did you expect??

ऐसे नरगर्दभ वाइस चांसलर कैसे बन जाते हैं? अक्ल के अंधे यूजीसी की बैटिंग करने आए हैं। कितनी चतुराई से इसने यह बात गायब कर दी कि सामान्य वर्ग के लोगों के प्रति सर्वाधिक जातिगत घृणा विश्वविद्यालयों में अब दिखती है। इसने केवल एक लाइन लिखा है कि इक्विटी स्क्वाड में वो भी होंगे। बदरी नारायण, हमें भी अंग्रेजी आती है और हम भी पीडीएफ पढ़ सकते हैं। तुम जिस जगह पर वहाँ के लौंडे, लौंडिया बने फिरते हैं, इसलिए तुम्हारी दो कौढी का ज्ञान अपने पास रखो। और हाँ, थोड़ा पढ़ लो। एट्रेसिटी लिट्रेचर सत्तर के दशक की टट्टी है, जिसे तुम्हारे जैसे वामपंथी प्याज मिला कर पकौड़ा बना कर खाते रहते हैं। तुमने जो लिखा है वह कभी ‘अननोटिस्ड’ नहीं रहा। तुमसे बेसिक टायपिंग नहीं हो पा रही। स्मॉल लेटर से वाक्य आरंभ करने वालों के ज्ञान पर मुझे संदेह है।

@Neetivaan Gobi Ji is making sure that no BJP leader ever comes close to his PM-ship tenure . Or maybe, the PM seat.

as per your what the BJP is doing wrong currently? be brutal in replies and quotes

@SatyajeetM72938 They keep the data. For brownie points. Kabhi mauka mila to chillayenge ke humne itne Shoshit, Peedit, Mandbuddhi, Nangit ko itna paisa loan mein diya. When the system indirectly rewards a fallacy, that becomes a secret benchmark.

I tried to apply for a Personal loan today. Bank is asking for my "Caste category". But why? Caste discrimination in loan also!! Note: Its a private bank.

@BJP4India यह सब कोई बीच का दलाल हड़प कर जाएगा।

जो युवा हाल ही में ग्रैजुएट हुए हैं, उन्हें 3,000 रुपये का मासिक भत्ता दिया जाएगा। प्रतियोगी परीक्षाओं की तैयारी के लिए 15,000 रुपये की एकमुश्त वित्तीय सहायता दी जाएगी। पेपर लीक और भ्रष्टाचार के कारण जो युवा योग्यता की आयु सीमा गंवा चुके हैं, उन्हें पांच साल की आयु सीमा में छूट दी जाएगी, ताकि वे अपना भविष्य तराश सकें। 2015 से भर्ती न हुए युवाओं को पर्याप्त अवसर सुनिश्चित किए जाएंगे। - श्री @AmitShah #BhorosharShopothBJP

@MattooShashank Wtf !!! The Paki guy clearly stated the other opposite. The Pak airforce hanger was exactly hit when they were praying before mounting an attack. And Allah ko yaad karte karte Allah se mil gaye.

"During Op Sindoor, we would not strike at a time when those on the other side were doing namaz prayers. Because sabka malik ek hain," says Army Chief Upendra Dwivedi

Wtf !!! The Paki guy clearly stated the other opposite. The Pak airforce hanger was exactly hit when they were praying before mounting an attack. And Allah ko yaad karte karte Allah se mil gaye.

@jnana28 @AskLipun Bruh !! What ??? That s#!+ happened when I was a kid. I seriously doubt if it's available on the net.

@Agent_Smith_IND @AskLipun Sir, any links????

A former CM of Odisha in the 80s and 90s was homosexual; he had a fantasy of watching people having intimacy. He destroyed the law and order situation of Odisha; rapists to murderers were shielded by him. Now his family is trying to portray him as the messiah of Odisha using their media influence.

@ajeetbharti You fight 'fair' when the fight is 'fair'. You fight 'unfair' when the fight is 'unfair'.

Brilliant take! When fight is not fair, and you know it is not fair, look to survive.

Jesus was born a Jew. Continue.

@AskAnshul Mahaanta jaati se nahi Jaati-pramanapatra se ati hai.

“Mahanta” (greatness) is not determined by caste, but by one’s deeds, character, and contribution to society. A strong message by UP CM Yogi Adityanath against divisive politics, reaffirming unity and civilizational values over narrow identities.

और भाजपा के तुष्टिकरण का सीधा अर्थ है, देश का भीमीकरण! केशव जी, जानता को चूतिया समझना बंद कीजिए! समाज के लिए ना तो 'जय भीम' उचित है जिसमे आपलोग इतना घुस गए हैं कि और आँखों पर टट्टी जम गई है, बाक़ी कुछ दिखता ही नहीं, और ना ही 'जय मीम' जिसके लिए विपक्ष पगलाया रहता है। कम्युनिटी नोट लगाओ इनके दोगलेपन पर कोई।

@darkandcrude You fight 'fair' when the fight is 'fair'. You fight 'unfair' when the fight is 'unfair'.

If the fight is unfair U don’t stop fighting U simply change rules of engagement Problem is not Samay Raina running from valley Problem is him never speaking up for KP genocide Leaving valley isn’t giving up the fight Not speaking up for KPs is

You fight 'fair' when the fight is 'fair'. You fight 'unfair' when the fight is 'unfair'.

@Mithileshdhar UP aisa kyon hai ???

कुत्ते ने बकरियों को काटा। ग्रामीणों ने कुत्ते को कीटनाशक खिला दिया। कुत्ता मर गया। गिद्धों ने कुत्ते का शव खा लिया। मौके पर ही 25 गिद्धों की मौत। कई की हालत गंभीर। यूपी के लखीमपुर का मामला।

@akkdambakkdam @KasamCinemaaki Went out doing what he loved.

@KasamCinemaaki The captain is dead now, poor fellow

This famous Bollywood actress bought a cricket franchise team after it’s successful first year, one day that particular team’s captain (foreign player) wasn’t opening his hotel room’s door on the match day, management got worried, hotel staff came in with extra key and when they opened the door the actress was already there in the room along with the player and champagne bottles were lying on floor, actress just covered herself up and went out in a flash, only few people were there so it didn’t blew up

@abdultweetss @KasamCinemaaki The younger one.

@KasamCinemaaki Shilpa Shetty and Shane Warne?

@KasamCinemaaki Shetty n the spinner !! And nope. It's not the elder one.

@Srdbgh Powerful political connections. He simply paid for it. Or maybe, coerced some.

How did he do voyeurism? Camera, windows, peephole, door ajar.. Or same room?