Agent Zee ➕

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@FlightPlanPod Very easy to hit a kick in target 🥱

Nothing more infuriating than hearing “expert comments” from ex players & coaches without a modicum of effort to double check. Adam Simpson today with the lazy old chestnut “but that’s always been the knock on (Roberts), how he uses the footy.” Not only is Archie a close second to Nick Daicos with total disposals, he tops the AFL in both disposal efficiency & effective kicks

Ed Allan's kicked two goals within a minute 💥💥 Tune in live: magpi.es/VFLRd6Live

Lots of Hawthorn bandwagon supporters are crying on about the non free kick to Nick Watson. Here is a clear free kick that was missed. Prior opportunity - ✅ Fend off - ✅ Holding the ball paid - 🤔 (As per the AFL rules, a fend off once tackled is considered prior opportunity) #AFLPiesHawks #AFL

@triplemfooty Only Collingwood to boost his value. No other reason

It's not just between Brisbane and WA clubs for Lachie Neale. 👉 omny.fm/shows/the-rub/…

Umps looking after the hawks. 🙄

@RalphyHeraldSun Yes he was good. Should he gone around, hell yes. But. He didnt. And no other club picked him up. Shattering for him.

How did the Brent Harvey shock retirement play out as his sacking paved the way for Pendlebury a decade on to beat his record? The drama of that Tuesday night, the list cloggers and bit-parts players recruited in his wake, the anger from his teammates

@newscomauHQ Soft AF

An AFL star’s fiancee sparked outrage after posting a sponsored video ahead of the Anzac Day match, that some slammed as “tone deaf”. Full story: bit.ly/48pHASp

Imagine living in a country so broken that a tradie has his hand almost hacked off in a brutal machete attack — and just one day earlier in the same town, machete-wielding scum robbed a man of his watch in broad daylight before slashing his head wide open. And the Legacy media refuse to report it (except the local Geelong paper, which hid it behind a paywall) because they are deeply corrupt and compromised they’ll bury the truth to protect their rotten corrupt governments that keep them fat on taxpayer-funded bribes. Welcome to Australia in 2026 under the Albanese regime — a failing nation sliding into third-world violence while the elites cover it up.

@PrinceImp1877 Are they? … Dogs still cannot fill a 40k stadium let alone Marvel a 53k stadium. Mars stadium is a 11k capacity stadium and that can’t even be filled. Your just a lefty trying to to make people agree with you. Good luck cry baby

@AgentofZee The Dogs averaged more crowd than any other Marvel tenant last year. Your views are old, outdated and factually incorrect.

No excuses for tonight’s performance. But why do we play Geelong every year at Kardinia Park? Take out Gather Round, 4 of the last 5 games between these two teams are at Kardinia Park. Meanwhile Collingwood last played at Kardinia Park 27 years ago. #AFLCatsDogs

💯 spot on

@MrCunnyFunt @PicturesFoIder You must be married to the psychopath on the bonnet, bro!

A woman in Australia lost her licence for six months after driving off with a furious road-rager clinging to her bonnet.

Steene needs to be our f/t centre ruck

Get Cameron out the fkn middle. Geez!

Why the fuck isnt Oscar in the fkn middle!!!!

@PaulineHansonOz @Damian_fasciani We all know this was deliberately done

Very bad news as a fire is reported at Geelong, in one of Australia’s last two refineries this morning. This can’t come at a worse time.

@CollingwoodFC Why not 1hr earlier

Our ANZAC Day game against Essendon at the MCG will now start five minutes later than previously communicated ⏰ The new start time is 3.20pm AEST.

@newscomauHQ More like government initiative

Authorities have revealed the cause of the blaze at one of Australia’s only two remaining oil refineries. Full story: bit.ly/482T51W

@AFL If not found guilty sportsbet would pull afl funding.

Zak Butters has been found guilty of abusive and insulting language towards an umpire and fined $1500. Details: afl.com.au/news/1498046