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@n6oflife6 Meanwhile 16bn dollars has been spent since 1999

I’m sorry but with all due respect your analysis is F9. Nigerian needs btwn 30,000 to 40,000 MW to ensure stable electricity for 200m people. The Largest built Triple power plant Beni Suef was in Egypt. It does 14,000MW took 26 months to build from 2015-2018 & cost $ 7billion. 😤

@Prince0160 350k

I bought this generator 65k in 2021, im curious how much is it now.

@Awhen2000 @Teeniiola Your a goat No be the police suppose Dey record

@Teeniiola This can only happen in Nigeria, like why recording a police officer while doing his job, he is lucky he met a good policeman

The moment Nigerian Police did their job perfectly while on the road. The police man stopped the car and he l0st it when he realized the guy was recording with meta glasses. He said why is he recording the police, the police is our friend and then the guy jokingly said it’s to show the work how good they are at their job 😂

@rukky_nate Fuel

what is eating your money the most in Nigeria today? • food 🍔 • fuel ⛽️ • internet data 📶 • transportation 🚗 • sportybet ⚽️ or is it all of them?

@TolulopeFasola1 @PoliceNG Honestly

@PoliceNG Seems every policemen are now manning one checkpoint or the other. Go to the Station & you will see how empty it is. We need to reduce policing by checkpoints & move to intelligence driven strategy. You can be setting up roadblocks everywhere when we are not at war.

RE: BREAKING: INSPECTOR-GENERAL DISU DISBANDS ALL POLICE UNITS, SQUADS AT STATE COMMANDS, ORDERS IMMEDIATE RESTRUCTURING. The attention of the Inspector-General of Police has been drawn to the above-captioned story recently circulated by some online media outlets. The publication stated that the Inspector-General of Police, IGP Olatunji Disu, directed the immediate dissolution of multiple tactical units operating across state commands nationwide. This report is a misrepresentation of the IGP’s directives. The IGP, a grassroots officer with a profound network across Nigerian society, is aware of public concerns about police tactical teams’ operations and the creation of multiple teams by Commissioners of Police and Heads of formations, with attendant backlash. Having held command positions nationwide and witnessed tactical teams in action, the IGP values their contribution to crime-fighting. He is however uncomfortable with their proliferation, which drains Police Divisions and Posts of required manpower and brings issues that affect the Force’s integrity because of the excesses of the poorly supervised teams. To address these issues, the IGP directed the reduction of the tactical teams at Zonal and State Command levels to a maximum of five, and Area Command and Divisional levels to a maximum of three. This can be achieved by merging or disbanding teams, at the Heads of formations’ discretion. The teams referred to exclude State Government-created outfits like Lagos’ Rapid Response Squad, Oyo’s SRS, and Bayelsa’s Operation DOO-AKPOR and other similar outfits across the country. The IGP expects this move to free personnel for Police Stations, reducing complaints about tactical team excesses. Having emphasized accountability and a people-friendly Force in his maiden address to Nigerians, the IGP took this step to enhance supervision of existing teams, strengthen Police Divisions, and remove causes of complaints against the Force by members of the public. DCP ANTHONY OKON PLACID psc(+) mni Force Public Relations Officer Force Headquarters, Abuja 22nd March, 2026

@callmedharmmie @Mayorstilldey4u Honestly I Dey shock

One would think solar is 200k I really don’t understand you people sometimes tbh

@demetrius3244 @Elkrosmediahub Honestly

Lagos twitter 😭😭 tweeting like everybody works for a Big 4 firm and earns 10m a month 😭😭

@Asap_Rhap @General_Somto I swear

@General_Somto Just imagine say you no get tinted permit 😂😂that officer is ready to feast on you

“My Encounter With Some Nigerian Police Officers At Orchid Road, Lagos. The Nigerian Police Are Literally Jokers.” ~ Man

@TonyMichae81787 @MrOlibaba I swear once u enter it’s hard to come out I can’t remember when last I had failed transactions

@Agentonyeka4 @MrOlibaba During cashless policy, my friend introduced me to palmpay. From that day, I forgot I have access bank

Banks are losing money. Commercial banks are losing the retail market to fintechs and they're struggling to catch up. I mean it, if you know anyone working in a commercial bank as a marketer under retail they will tell you the pressure they're facing from management on account opening. Some have crazy targets of 30 daily account opening. The mass market have adopted Fintechs and this have deplicted the banks customer acquisition and liabilities. Fintechs are doing what banks failed to adopt. Nigerians have moved. With fintech app you can pay bills and get small cashbacks. Banks don’t offer that. You save money and see your interest upfront. No stories. You can open a Tier 3 account on your phone. No paperwork, no back and forth for KYC, no unnecessary limits. You can hold savings in dollars, euros, pounds. Your phone number can serve as your account number. You can access loans directly on the app without stress. Commercial banks have lost the retail market to Financial institutions.

@JamesOmeiza @Val_Gadget God bless you fridge thermocool do debate

@Val_Gadget Anything hisense for cooling, count me out please. Fridge cant even cook things properly and don't let's get started on AC. Just do Diakin, Haier thermocool, LG or even Panasonic for AC. Thermocool for fridge definitely And yes, I got the hisense products from Fouani

When it comes to HOME APPLIANCES this is my honest advice : 1. Iron box ~ Phillips 2. Electric kettle ~ Hisense 3. Blender ~ Binatone 4. Juicer ~ Bosch 5. Fridge ~ LG 6. Speakers ~ Sony/Sonos 7. AC - Hisense 8. TV- Samsung What’s yours

@JamesOmeiza @Val_Gadget I swear AC hiesense???? Abi this one Dey sleep wetin do Panasonic??? Even midea is better

@Val_Gadget AC hiesense ???? I laugh Abeg wetin di Panasonic

@GenieDons @MrOlibaba I swear e hard I can’t even remember when last I had a failed transaction

@MrOlibaba @Agentonyeka4 They just provide a better service overall. Once you use Fintech it's hard to go back to a commercial bank.

@funmitor_ @Morris_Monye Nope

@Agentonyeka4 @Morris_Monye Have you tried importing from China before?

This is a tricky business. You only get rich if you import in huge volumes.

@Onsogbu Anofia

Just got off a fuel station ⛽️ and they were sell N1350 per liter and I intentionally baited the people there by saying "Na wa for Tinubu and APC o" the pump attendant(Young lady) and one elderly woman corrected me and said "Sir, obighi Tinubu na APC mere nkea, Owu ogu ndi Iran na Israel na USA mere nkea" (It not Tinubu nor APC that caused it, it is the ongoing Iran and Israel and USA war that is causing this"... But Peter Obi and his Ob!diot online influencers who are also shenanigans are f00lishly blaming APC and Tinubu for the rapid hike of fuel ⛽️ pump price. Una go well soon..

@osazenoo Theirs was 16% increase ours is over 45% guy !!!

America has over 130 refineries and produces more than 13 million barrels of crude daily, yet fuel prices still surged after the Strait of Hormuz tensions. So it’s always surprising when Nigerians argue that simply producing more crude or owning state refineries would automatically keep prices low. Oil is a global commodity. Once there’s disruption anywhere, prices respond everywhere regardless of how much you produce locally or how many refineries you have.

@Seunfunmi_mi Kind of

Power supply in Nigeria is back to normal now, uninterrupted power supply everywhere.

@Michael_mickyt1 The last person that tried it at a party was arrested

The best souvenir you can run right now is fuel ,you will see how people will turn up for your event .Just do like 10 -20 litres per guest ,woh everywhere go full .

@funmitor_ @Morris_Monye That’s not always the case

@Morris_Monye That’s if they don’t deceive you because they will pack lots of rubbish there