Funmito

Just here to remind you that - You can't settle for less when you know you deserve more

@Morris_Monye That’s if they don’t deceive you because they will pack lots of rubbish there

This is a tricky business. You only get rich if you import in huge volumes.

@Molayoo_ Same here. I spent a whole lot but I'm now wise

You can’t outspend a woman that’s in love, unless she no guide. “Babe,I saw this and you came to mind immediately,so I thought to get one for you” “Babe,remember that your white kaftan? I just got you a very fine purse to go with it” “Babe,please stay close to you phone…a rider is going to call you” “Babe,do you like Guinea fowl? I just placed an order for one to be delivered to you tomorrow” “Babe,do you like this wristwatch?” “I got you a customized jersey” Women dey spend, we’re not just as loud as guys😭😂

@Morris_Monye Take probiotics e.g. pap, yoghurt, etc. Exercise regularly. Eat healthily. Read the book, Ikigai to learn more tips.

What’s the secret to long life. I really want to enjoy my time on earth for a long time. I saw yoghurt as one of the secrets due to improving gut health. Any other tip?

@peegzy1 Don’t wear panties to bed at night except you’re on your period.

Ladies: vaginal health is EVERYTHING. Drop your best tips.

@eleshomorenike Loud it, sis! They hate to hear about God. But for those of us who have experienced him, should we deny he exists because of their unbelief?

I’ve been receiving a lot of backlash regarding this post and people telling me that this is something your brain can do. I prayed to wake up at a particular time, it happened, I ascribe it to the entity I prayed to, you guys said it’s the brain. Okay, how about when I was a kid, I prayed that there should be power supply before a particular time, which was very unlikely, it happened. Will you also say that it’s my brain that told the people in charge of power supply to supply it? As much as you people don’t love to hear about God or anything religious, you can’t deny the existence of the supernatural.

@_sorrengailll I’m just too lazy to do it. It’s time-consuming too

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

@MoiponeSenoe @MadamUfuomaa Rituals

@MadamUfuomaa What do they do with a used pad?

Till date, Nigerian women are afraid of disposing their used pads properly because of males. That's how bad it is

@Blonddieee_ It depends on what you watch cause have you seen their Sci-fi movies?? Your brain will calculate

Since no one wants to say it, I'll say it. Korean movies reduces IQ

I’m not the healer. God is the healer and through his grace, we carry out his works. All I do is pray for the sick the moment the Holy Spirit places the burden on my heart, including myself. I can’t place a figure because there are so many people I’ve prayed for and don’t remember anymore. The ones I know personally share their testimony. The ones I don’t know, I believe God has healed them because I have the confidence he answers when I pray for them.

@funmitor_ @eleshomorenike How many have u healed?

Asking the Holy Spirit to wake you up at a particular time works like nothing I’ve ever seen.

@AHayatu We don’t fight for our God. He fights for himself. That’s why he is God. He is more than capable

The idiot made a mockery of Jesus but this is the part that interests you 🤡

@AlfaShehu01 She looks bored though

This Christian lady attended an Iftar programme and look at her reaction when the Qur'an was being recited. You can tell that the verses are hitting her "fitrah" spots 😍

@BlehisBack Maturing is realizing the concept of Oro is misogynistic

Reminds me of Oro in Ikorodu. During Oro, restrictions are placed on women’s movement (mostly overnight). It is male-only ritual where the presence of women is considered taboo. Never went out but we grew up hearing that really terrible things were done to any woman caught outside during the festival (maybe real, maybe folklore). One Monday morning in 2023, I was stuck in Ikorodu cause they were carrying Oro in garage😭, during the day. I didn’t hear about it in time, I’d have left a day before. Got to garage and all the men there were advising me to better run back immediately, that Oro is in front! Imagine my mail to HR 😭. “I can’t come to work this morning, masquerades are outside” 😭. I no even think say she go believe me 😭 Luckily, she uses Twitter and said she saw the news 🥲

Stop raping women!!! Stop raping us in the name of a barbaric tradition!!!

We are not angry enough as women

@kaylah_osas @eleshomorenike He does it too. The Holy Spirit is always our helper

@funmitor_ @eleshomorenike What about healing the sick?

@taiye___ @Z_for_moi Omolomo

I no come this life to suffer If I follow politician You go hear am for paper Them go call am prostitution Who no like enjoyment? If money dey for pocket Shebi na national budget o?

@powerfulbadeeu @shina_ay0 The only certificate I received was NYSC and SAED which were free. I saw through most of those programs and never wasted my time or money with them

Dear Corps Members, you see those certifications offered to you during your CDS, Project management certifications, NIM, HSE etal…, Use your money to eat better food. Beeni, I talk am 😇😌

@bolu_ay Not all the time. I have a story on my blog where the man converted to Christianity because his wife was on fire for Christ. This tells me in the midst of chaos, God still does his thing.

And it usually only goes one way

@AweniOnibata Why do I feel the gum is the problem?

Long story short, my pad fell on the road🥹🥹🥹

Teeka4 over any skincare brand. Their delivery is so fast