Dillon M

@BriBagwell @RioTripiano @RioTripiano is truly 1 of 1

Lolol I love you @RioTripiano

@pdonejuan Another classic pdunne1 grade A tweet.

Esau after Jacob stole his blessing

@MattMMXI 🦌 🐠 😊

@pdonejuan They can tell the age by the rings in the center of the gun Patrick. And it was preserved so well in a glacier.

Archaeologists date it to 35,000 years old

@KennethRWebster Willie Nelson

What’s something that everyone else loves but you can’t stand?

Awesome Roots and Branches show here in New Braunfels listening to @corymorrowband, Zane Williams, and @PaulEasonMusic hosted by Ray Wiley Hubbard and @mattson_rainer. Thanks for the tickets @KNBTFM!

@StooliesClub @nickturani The wheel is just.

🎉🎉 Stoolies Smokeshow of the week @nickturani!! 🎉🎉

@CoachLeech Bent knees, ready position, pinky to pinky. She’s already got the fundamentals down.

A little pre-bedtime glove work ⚾ Not quite a game-like rep 🤦‍♂️but got 1% better tonight #FutureLionette 🦁

@missclarybabyy I’d put a BB in the valve stem on their tires and let the air out of their tires every other day.

Hey if you found the person who made $800 of fraudulent charges on your card, what would you do? I’ll never find the person but I’m having some thoughts.

San Antonio crack heads are just built different.

@UncleChaps Pro tip: find the closest hotel. My life changed the day I started using hotel lobby bathrooms instead of gas station bathrooms while on the road.

I’m in the middle of really bad traffic. They likelihood that I shit my pants has never been higher.

@pdonejuan TFTI.

Thinking about having some shiner cheers with the homies tonight

@txaggie_2011 Please for the love of god, tell us normal folks wtf this means.

Please people, for the love of god blind bake your pie crusts... 😐

@UncleChaps Best towel I own. Do it.

I’m in the mood to buy something dumb as fuck

@UncleChaps You following the same process that @chudsbbq posted today? After you got your pit from him, this can’t be a coincidence.

Smoking a split Turkey breast with white oak oak and peach tree. Not a bad Tuesday

@TxxsBeaut 👀 I need details on this. Sounds bomb

Y'all ever made Chex mix in the smoker? Cause I'm about to.

“I am the rock therapists bang their head against”. #Yellowstone came out hot and kept hittin

I still love the @astros. Been a fan since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, sitting in the cheap seats next to the cannon in the outfield at the Astrodome. I’ll never stop rooting for them. Making it to the World Series 3 out of 5 years is a helluva lot better than the old days.

@ChizAg10 Mike did you just go to another gate on the side of the stadium to get in again?

I'm still not sure what happened. I blacked out. #didwewin #gigem