Over 100k people liked this and the caption is on the wrong fucking guy
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Yann Szilou
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Yann Szilou
@AggressivFriday
If you want to find me at a party, I’m the one skipping meals in the name of artistic expression #STARvingArtist
Scottsdale, AZ Katılım Nisan 2019
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@greylibertarian @seelcudoom @killthe_switch This is the toughest way I’ve seen someone say they collect unemployment
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@seelcudoom @killthe_switch I structured my income so as to not have W2 income so I would not have to pay social security or Medicare taxes
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I’m trying to be gentle when i say this but some of you are so stupid it feels like you’re doing propaganda for free
ourania, might be tarded@ouranometrian3
I am unwilling to give up my good health insurance to have shittier universal healthcare.
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@JuanIsidro @bleep_bloop15 @martinmbauer How did this thread get revived Juan? I made a joke 6 months ago and the chickens are coming home to roost
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It’s amazing how caffeine really is the only drug that has achieved this level of social acceptance.
Imagine someone saying : ‘the first line of cocaine in the morning is one of my favourite things in life’ or ‘without my morning joint I can’t function’
Lex Fridman@lexfridman
First coffee in the morning is one of my favorite things about life.
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@daewop bro u skim credit cards for a living, u the ringmaster of the lame nigga circus
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my favorite genre of viral tweet is someone saying “this doesn’t make sense to me” and then sharing a common-sense opinion that is flawed/incomplete. you just said this doesn’t make sense to you, why are you opining at all?
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I know she hate to see a flight of stairs coming
Ty Hill@cheetah
My granny finally flew for the first time to see me play ✌🏿 Love always
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hey @Lj_era8 I hope you don’t 💩 your pants tonight that’d be so embarrassing
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@TheTallestPlant @RoyDelfino @plateauscave if I’m following your logic, the soft-close doors on my Audi are a proud testament to the ideals of socialism
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@RoyDelfino @plateauscave That's actually a myth! Car doors could be made to be closed without slamming, but slamming is an important part of the violent psychological manipulation capitalist impose on the populace. This is not new or complicated.
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@genocsp @braxton_mccoy If you were a detective you’d know that giving away the cause for conversation early in an investigation is sacrificing key leverage. You’d only ever disclose the reason if your goal was to convince a suspect that they are not a suspect, which isn’t relevant here
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@braxton_mccoy As a retired detective i can say, in cases like this, do not answer questions without an attorney. I'm surprised the interviewer didn't make it clear that this is a murder investigation and EVERYTHING you say can be used against you. I don't believe Penny understood that.
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how has @Hyatt missed out on the most obvious rebranding opportunity of all time? do you have any idea how many gen-Zers would be staying at Gyatt House? Gyatt Place? World of Gyatt? cmon it’s right there!
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@ChadNotChud Make America Great Again was the campaign slogan for Ronald Reagan (obviously)
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This is the tip of the iceberg. Other Trumpisms that have seeped into everyday language:
* Many are saying this
* So true!
* Sad!
* Thank you X, very cool
* make X Y again (obviously)
* concepts of a plan
* big if true
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need advice from cat owners - my one cat spends maybe 80% of his time awake with a zyn in and I'm trying to get him to go down to 3mg (or switch to cigs), any advice appreciated
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@SaffronOlive Cancel all contracts/licensing for the printing of cards based on other IP, completely eliminate everything related to the Modern play style, re-print Onslaught, make Goblins great again
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You are named CEO of Wizards. What's the first thing you do?
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it’s almost lunch and I’ve get to see anyone poking fun at Mahomes running like he just won the Super Bowl after barely beating a team they should beat 100 times out of 100. we’ve become a nation of meatriders
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“This souvenir is a special memory of this event” and “the event isn’t that special, I’d leave early to keep a souvenir” are directly in conflict with one another
Steven Cheah@StevenCheah
@JeffDLowe Correct but you can just opt to get kicked out which I definitely would have. Especially at that point in the game.
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I ate this exact combo for lunch for over a year straight. <$2 cost basis per meal
jay ✰@jayythewave
bro at work eating like a stray cat 😭
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Unfortunately for Von the dolphins don’t have any active pregnant women on their roster
Circling The Wagons Podcast@CTWpod
Von Miller coming off suspension to face the Dolphins
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my carhop at chic-fil-a was wearing a shooting sleeve, you know he’s their hardest worker
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I think the turning point for this country was the moment that “fuck bitches, get money” went from meaning “disregard distractions, make a lot of money” to “have a lot of intercourse and also make a lot of money”
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I have been complaining for YEARS that tony hinchcliffe’s standup is so bad that it will end up changing the trajectory of the modern world and only now are people willing to listen
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