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"Hey Lemon!" I hear you shouting. "I'm sad, can you give me any fun breakdancing videos to watch?" Step right this way.... <thread>

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Why are you crying? Twitter’s gonna be fine

Yesterday's @PubConf was as delightful as I'd hoped. Thanks for joining me in Hell (although, full disclosure, we both deserve to be there)

TONITE. I'm telling jokes in Hell.

@CrookedCatboy first time I listened to that was on a flight from LAX to Sydney.

@henriksen DIS FLOCHART DO snakkesapp.com/Flow%20chart%2…

@henriksen Oh MAN this spec is incredible.

So this muppet put an ad on the frontpage of one of Norway's biggest national newspapers, asking for people to make him an app in less than 24h for 40k NOK (~$4000) and 10% share. And that's not even the dumbest part! This is hilarious! 🧵 1/4

@Montrith_Yaknow @SavasLabs @TheFPlus @TechoramaNL @kc_dc @NDC_Conferences @IDEOTVPod that's my vibe.

Cleaned my office today.

@KLobstar forgot to tag you.

@ArthurDoler @theEugeneRomero Okay, got a plan - doing another batch.

@ArthurDoler @theEugeneRomero I gave out my last ones in #NDCOslo - maybe I should do another order.

Watching @ArthurDoler's great explanation of the symptoms of burnout @ #BuildStuffConf. Really happy these subjects are being discussed at large conferences! Additionally, spied a little bit of @AhoyLemon in there 😄

@affinitybyserif am I understanding this right that if I own Affinity Photo 1, I have to buy Affinity Photo 2 the same as anybody else who didn't have the first version?

arriving at your first Mastodon server

I gotta fight for an armrest and THEN I gotta smell your Play Doh sandwich besides? Why are you doing this to me?

Did the thing, got the sticker, back to work.

@RenderATL @xirclebox love that design!

I hope y’all are as ecstatic as I am for @xirclebox speaking at #Render2023