Aiden Morris

Don't take much spotting in the crowd do they. Scruffy cunts.

Like a young Burt Reynolds

Couldn't score with Bonnie Blue this lot. Some waste of money on Hutchinson also. Whole club is a shambles.

Enough to give you nightmares this.

Fuck me we've spent a fortune on some absolute garbage.

Hypnotist Dave and the Useful idiots Country has gone to the dogs.

@NFFC Like playing snooker with a rope that. There cant have been a team in the history of football worse than us at attacking set pieces. The commitment to going down but hopefully getting Wolves to 12 is to admired. Fucking shit. Going down in a sleepwalk. #NFFC

Full-time.

Can see why we're 2nd lowest scorers in the league. No goal scorer and hardly piling forward when we get it. Tough atmosphere and a young kid which is understand but Abbotts played like a competition winner there. Another weekend hoping others drop points. Excellent. #NFFC

You won't see a worse performance than that. Luiz Yates Savona Ndoye Bakwa McAtee All either don't want it or not good enough. And whoever has allowed us to go into a game like that without a striker wants stringing up. Disgrace from top to bottom. #NFFC

Fair fucks @NFFC for trying to compete with @englandcricket for the worst 45 minutes of sport I've watched today. That'd send a glass eye to sleep. #NFFC

Not arsed what anyone says keeper should save that. Bloke is 6ft6 and jumps to make himself shorter. #NFFC

Not sure what was worse, the game plan or the patter in the lower trent end. Crossing it with two 6ft4 centre halves doesn't work. Zinchenko, some career playing at massive clubs for a bloke who can't defend. Game was over when Taiwo came on. Got two left feet. Crap. #NFFC

State of those subs he's bought on there. McCatee is fucking weak as piss. Awoniyi can't control his legs and Zinchenko is a shambles. Never looked like scoring. #NFFC

Utrecht (A)

Current mood as an @englandcricket and @NFFC supporter.

@AdamAustinReed @englandcricket Good point sir. Day wasted. Bring em home instead.

@Aiden95 @englandcricket Play doesn’t start until 2pm.

We end Day 3 trailing Australia by 43 runs, with four wickets in hand.

If Harry Brook had a brain, with his amount of talent, he could be fucking deadly. Shame. #AusVsEng

Workmanlike but much needed 3 points. Go ahead @englandcricket ruin my night/early morning 🙄

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