Max Aitel

@daveaitel Blah blah blah blah "I invented fuzzing" grow up man

USAF F-35A pilot after getting that earthquake like jolt:

@RealViperkeeper @TomcatJunkie This was the best footage we got from my time.

she told me she needed more of my time i said i have scrims at 8 she said "you always have scrims" i said "i know" she asked me to choose i sat with it for a second genuinely considered it then remembered i hadn't watched my VOD from last night yet she cried i felt bad then i opened the VOD anyway i wasn't choosing Overwatch over her i was choosing the person i'm trying to become over the person i was comfortable being she wanted me present i was present just not there every missed date was an 8-12 every ignored text was a comp game every "why do you care so much" was proof she didn't understand what this was she needed someone with more time i needed someone who understood i didn't have any we were both right no breakfast until i VOD no sleep until i study Think the Blobz way.

@owcsstruggles maybe next time around they'll scrim just one roster

There is no international news site that you need a VPN to access if you live in the United States.

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

@achtungbabeyy @MugshotOllie @Spurious_33 @nzowwc Yeah all good it's cuz I'm from NA

@AitelMax @MugshotOllie @Spurious_33 @nzowwc With all due respect, you have virtually no tournament placements I could find, and I would not have been able to find your Twitter because NZ deleted the roster announcement. Because of those two factors, I could not do ANY background research on you.

I grabbed @MugshotOllie and @Spurious_33 for an 🚨emergency🚨 (not really) podcast about @nzowwc. What exactly is going on with Team New Zealand? Find out at the links below.

@orton_long They should use codex to investigate

idk what happened but they completely broke the youraislopboresme website today last night with 12000 people online i could get a prompt every 30 seconds now theres half that and im not getting any for like 20 minutes what did they break its LESS people shouldnt it be better

Mass-generating PRs with your agents and clawbots isn't helping open source. It's quietly burning out the people who actually maintain it. Please stop.

@lndexium What company?

if youre an aviation autist, every single video coming out of the middle east right now just makes you soyface so hard you unhinge your jaw like a reptile

bro just one more CUxS startup i swear it's my last one i swear i won't design yet another M249 on a glorified pelco mount powered by a jetson dev kit and opencv i swear on my life bro

@Kung_Fu_Wizard @nzowwc @OverdosedPirate @par_oce @PoszumNZ @z301ac @crimssyn @Shadowmunki__ @OW_Esports We are just naturally talented, so there's gonna be a lot of us :p

@nzowwc @OverdosedPirate @AitelMax @par_oce @PoszumNZ @z301ac @crimssyn @Shadowmunki__ @OW_Esports How many Maxes are there in OW bro, how am I supposed to tell the difference between MAX, MAX and Max (Unter)?=!!!?!?!?!?!

@SwiftOnSecurity fuckin James mickens LMFAO

Fun fact: Computer security has a famous 2014 paper on how dramatically different assumptions and practices must be when dealing with the most motivated attacker in the world, who is after -YOU-. This is, -literally-, known "Mossad vs not-Mossad." Note the phone replacement.

@XXXLextacion_ @Telstra @NBN_Australia do they have those 5g boxes that use the cell network in aus? our ISPs sucked ass in miami so we started using verizon 5g boxes and they worked great

.@Telstra @NBN_Australia 4 months later still the same issue with my NBN line being faulty which is proven by your own monitoring and refusal to do anything about the service i have world cup trials ongoing and you are going to make me lose my spot! fix it now you stupid dogs!

@nzowwc @OverdosedPirate @par_oce @PoszumNZ @z301ac @crimssyn @Shadowmunki__ @OW_Esports we will do great things

wasted four hours at uni when i could have been on the watch

@swaqqyy_ @TeamPH_OW Free swaggy

so i got a trial for @TeamPH_OW, got 1 push map in trials, and then got cut the next day. below was the map. tried contacting the GM and Coach if I could get a second chance since I only got one map, and at the very least some actionable feedback, yet i have not gotten a reply.