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Andrew Joseph

@AjayRedonkulus

Northern Irish. Writer, amateur historian. I apologize in advance for being mean.

Northern Ireland Katılım Mart 2011
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Andrew Joseph
Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@1Cor1613 @Landeur I am, you're the one claiming to know a process while admittedly not ever seeing it take place. The government process is thorough, and GDPR and Data Protection are drilled into the civil service quarterly. It's not my fault you refuse to accept that. You do you.
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Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
I don’t really like Morgan McSweeney but if this is accurate, there is no conspiracy here. A Black youth in London stole his government phone and he immediately reported it to the police who proceeded to do nothing about it. This is just a standard London experience.
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK

🚨 NEW: The Met Police has released a transcript of Morgan McSweeney’s call reporting his Government phone stolen with no reference to the sensitive material on it Call handler: Police, what's your emergency? McSweeney: Oh, hello, someone just robbed my phone. Call handler: Did they actually take it from you just now? McSweeney: Yeah Call handler: How did they get away? McSweeney: So he's on a bike. He's come onto the pavement to grab my phone and cycled off on a bike. Call handler: And where did this happen? McSweeney: It happened in Belgrave Street* in Westminster. *We now know that the incident took place in Belgrave Road, Westminster. The call handler inputs Belgrave Street and it provides a matching road name in Tower Hamlets, which is what is recorded in error. There are further references to locations near to Belgrave Street in Tower Hamlets later in the call, which compounds the issue. Call handler: And whose phone are you using now? McSweeney: I've got two phones. I'm using my personal one. That was my work one. Call handler: Can I take the phone number for this phone you're calling on? McSweeney: Yeah, 07XXXXXXXXX. Call handler: Thank you. And you said Belgrave Street, yeah? McSweeney: Yeah, just kind of going back to the location. Call handler: Don't put yourself at any risk. It's not worth it over a phone. I appreciate it’s frustrating. Call handler: And which way did they go towards, this suspect on a bike? McSweeney: He went. He travels north. I saw him for a few blocks. Call handler: So where were you when you last saw him? Have you got any idea? McSweeney: Yeah, so. Call handler: Did you get up to Stepney? McSweeney: Let me tell you where I got to. I'm just going back to where I can. McSweeney: So he turned right. Sorry, he turned left. There's a park on top of the road and he turned left there. Call handler: Stepney Green Park, ok. McSweeney: Yeah. He turned left there. Call handler: Can you remember anything about his appearance? McSweeney: Yeah, he was young. He was a black guy. He was on a bike. Call handler: About how young? Call handler: Just a guess. McSweeney: Teens. Late teens. Call handler: Was he skinny, tall, any idea? McSweeney: Yeah. He was slim. He was about average height. Call handler: Was it an e bike or pedal bike? McSweeney: Pedal bike. Call handler: Have you got a tracker on the phone at all? McSweeney: I do. It’s a government phone. Call handler: And it's your work phone. What kind of phone is it? McSweeney: It’s an iPhone. Call handler: Do you know what model? McSweeney: I don't. [PAUSE] Call handler: Right, just bear with me a second. Call handler: We would normally deploy to see you but at the moment, we are having extreme demand on police officers. So, I don't know if you would prefer to make your way home and make a crime report over the phone or online tomorrow. I mean, I can complete one with you now. I can pass this down, you can wait, but I honestly do not know how long you'll be waiting, McSweeney: If I could complete it now that would be good. Call handler: Ok. Call handler: What's your name, please? McSweeney: My name is XXXXXXXXXX. Call handler: XXXXXXXXXX? (repeats name back) McSweeney: Yeah. Call handler: And your date of birth, please? McSweeney: It's XXXXXX Call handler: Is XXXXXXXXX (surname) all one word? McSweeney: Yeah, (spells surname). Call handler: And what's your home address? McSweeney: (Provides non-London address) Call handler: So you live in XXXXXX? McSweeney: Yeah. Call handler: Are you staying anywhere while you're in London? McSweeney: Yeah. Call handler: Sorry, it just takes a little bit longer to deal with an address outside of the Met. I do apologise. McSweeney: It’s ok. Call handler: And may I take an email for you please (name)? McSweeney: Yeah, it's XXXXXXXXXXX@XXXXXXXXXX.com (personal email address) Call handler: You'll get a copy of the preliminary crime report through to that email. Call handler: How would you like to be contacted by an investigating officer? By email or phone? McSweeney: Phone, please. Or either, I’m not fussed. Call handler: Have you got any finance apps on the phone? McSweeney: No. Call handler: You'll need to change any passwords for any logins you do have on the phone. McSweeney: Yeah, okay. Call handler: You're not vulnerable in any way. Are you? McSweeney: No I’m not. Call handler: Do you believe there was any CCTV near where the incident happened? McSweeney: Might be. [Inaudible] away from location. Call handler: Don't worry. Don't return. No, I'll just put at the moment unknown. And obviously, if we find out more, we find out more. Call handler: Are you willing to make a statement to support the investigation? McSweeney: Definitely. Call handler: So what time did he actually snatch the phone? McSweeney: About two minutes before I rung you and I chased, and then I rang my office to get the phone tracked and then I rang you. Call handler: Okay, cool. It would have been about 25 past that you were robbed. McSweeney: A little before, about 23 minutes past, I think. Call handler: 23? Little bit before? Okay. [PAUSE] Call handler: Just bear with me, I’m just trying to get this system to accept the address. Sorry about this. I won't keep you much longer. Call handler: If you do get any tracking updates, what you do is you give us call back if the phone is stationary. McSweeney: Yeah. Call handler: And we can review attending then. We can't guarantee attending a moving phone at all, but if it's been stationary for a few… Call handler: It’s not accepting your address. McSweeney: I can give you my London address? Call handler: It’s alright. I've nearly got this to work. McSweeney: Okay Call handler: How long you staying in London? McSweeney: So I come to London every week. I work in London. Call handler: Oh, I see. Okay, that makes sense. McSweeney: So I'll be here till Thursday. Call handler: Okay. [PAUSE] Call handler: As I was trying to say, I've got this sorted now, so I'll be texting you a crime reference number in the next few moments. Along with the crime reference number will be a CHS reference number. If you need to give us a call back, you can call back giving that reference number from any device, and then we'll be able to link it straight away to your crime report and review deploying. We will need to know a bit more details about the phone itself, so when you're contacted by the investigating officer, or if you do get tracking details, you can call us back with the IMEI number, and the type of phone that it is that would be super helpful. McSweeney: All right, thank you. Call handler: All right, I’m just about to text you through the crime reference number now. McSweeney: Thank you so much. You’ve been really helpful. Call handler: No worries. All right, (name). You take care now, okay? Bye. McSweeney: Bye bye.

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Aaron
Aaron@1Cor1613·
@AjayRedonkulus @Landeur I don't believe a word of what you're saying because nobody in this industry would read what you're saying and think it was true. Literally nobody.
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Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@1Cor1613 @Landeur So to save you typing out another paragraph where you repeat the same thing over and over, I'm not trying to convince you. I'm telling you how the process works with these situations.
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Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@1Cor1613 @Landeur That's all great, I'm telling you that there is internal processes within government to deal with information breaches. There is literally nothing, and I mean nothing, that the police could do in this situation, no matter who it is. I have literal first hand experience.
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Jason Groves
Jason Groves@JasonGroves1·
Farage asks Starmer about small boats at #PMQs - he responds by reading out a list of council tax hikes in Reform areas
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BBC Breaking News@BBCBreaking·
Former justice minister Crispin Blunt pleads guilty to possessing drugs including crystal meth and cannabis bbc.in/4bQvmTN
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SM@sparky_mind·
That's because blue states are filled with fraud to swindle tax dollars from disaster funds, welfare funds, Medicare funds, and childcare funds. We should thank Trump admin for being good stewards of our tax dollars. If not for the Trump admin exposing fraud in CA ($75 billion), MN ($18 billion), and fraud in NY, NJ, MA, and IL, no one would be aware of it. This is today’s Democratic Party—corrupt and un-American.
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POLITICO@politico·
It's three times harder for blue states to get disaster funding under Trump dlvr.it/TRfVrW
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Andrew Joseph
Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@NeilPlevey9 @eddiedeanNYC3 @JasonGroves1 Everyone? Absolutely not. About 20%? Yeah, pretty much. If you'd like evidence I'll refer you to the last 10 democratic exercises we've had in this country. If you think stupid people don't exist, I'm afraid you might be one.
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Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@NeilPlevey9 @eddiedeanNYC3 @JasonGroves1 If the British electorate repeatedly being morons upset me I'd be perpetually depressed. I've long come to terms with the fact folk like you just want to see the world burn and don't care how you do it. It's like trying to win over a flock of geese.
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Andrew Joseph
Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@1Cor1613 @Landeur Literally the only process this would follow to involve the police would be to get a crime reference number. The device can be bricked remotely, and all government issued devices are handled by an internal security team. The police would not be informed of that, or it's outcome.
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Aaron
Aaron@1Cor1613·
Couldn't disagree more. As someone who works in an industry that deals with Cybercrime, I can promise you that there is absolutely no way there isn't strict protocols in place and policies to follow if you loose your phone that is government issued. Every company that issues mobiles has a process to follow if they loose their phone. The government will have an even stricter one for someone in his position. They will have had to of kept onto of the police about how important it was. The 'standard London experience" doesn't wash as an explanation for what happened after it was stolen here. Not in any way, shape or form. It is wrong.
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Andrew Joseph
Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@NeilPlevey9 @eddiedeanNYC3 @JasonGroves1 To represent your constituents. It's very clear they have no ability to do the job, they simply want to make headlines. It's so utterly pathetic. Jenrick was happy to sit directly behind Johnson, but now it's too much? Fuck off.
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Andrew Joseph
Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@katiadoyl It is going to take a generation to repair the damage to the very fabric of American defense this man has torn into it.
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Katherine Doyle
Katherine Doyle@katiadoyl·
EXCLUSIVE: Each day since the start of the war, U.S. military officials compile a video update for President Trump that shows the biggest, most successful strikes on Iranian targets over the previous 48 hours. But the military can’t brief Trump on every strike and so the video, while it showcases U.S. capabilities, doesn’t reflect the full scope of the conflict. “We can’t tell him every single thing that happens,” a current U.S. official said. The official noted that Trump’s briefings tend to draw better feedback from his aides when they focus on U.S. victories. w/ @ckubeNBC @dandeluce nbcnews.com/politics/white…
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Andrew Joseph
Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@benjaminbutter Easy way to put the issue to rest. Have a vote on it. The Norwegians have one every single new parliamentary session. The UK has never had one.
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Andrew Joseph
Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@covingtown We're only 18 years away from LoTR entering the public domain. Then stuff gets really wild.
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Andrew Joseph
Andrew Joseph@AjayRedonkulus·
@Alexarmstrong You are the thickest jingoist there is. Truly. The Union flag flew over landmarks in Pakistan for centuries, that's why they're in the commonwealth, you utter plank.
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Alex Armstrong
Alex Armstrong@Alexarmstrong·
Does the Union flag ever fly over landmarks in Pakistan? Why do we pander to another country’s Independence Day? Will we see the 🇺🇸 and 🇮🇱 flag for their national days….?
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Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 23% (-2) LAB: 19% (+2) GRN: 18% (-1) CON: 17% (=) LDM: 13% (-1) SNP: 4% (+2) Via @YouGov, 22-23 Mar. Changes w/ 15-16 Mar.
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