Alien

My shoulders are too bony for someone to rest their head on. They're like anti-homeless architecture

In a world full of cortisols be someone's serotonin.

I swear my consequences don't even have actions.

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

Politically, socially, environmentally, and climatically, this country has reached a state uninhabitable for humans.

a man who waits for the perfect shot will die with a full mag

The art of letting whoever think whatever

your physique is a public resume of your private habits

Probably more productive to stare at a wall for an hour than watch reels

Purpose is one of the most potent antidepressants

This wasn’t stand-up. This was survival with punchlines. Samay Raina out here making you laugh while his eyes are fighting tears and somehow that hits harder than any joke. "Still Alive" isn’t comedy. It’s a comeback story disguised as one.

You only fight when the fight is fare, when you have a chance of winning. You only fight when the fight is fare. When the fight is not fare, you fu*koff from there. - Samay Raina 2026.

Stand up show pe kon rulata hai bhai 🥲 #SamayRaina #StillAlive

When all your loved ones think you're ghosting them when you're just fighting the biggest battle of your life in secret

Old friends don't know who i am now and new friends don't know who i used to be It's strange because nobody knows the full story of me anymore

The struggle is not to make the feeling go away, the struggle is not to give in to the feeling