Androw's 𓃶 Kindness

Reading my daughter all her bedtime stories in the engineerkala voice

Listening to E1's Pixar's Sodas as I grimly update handoff notes. @E1podcast for the people

From falling into an abyss. To a child's foolishness. To a broken barrier around the heart. To becoming love itself. To a mark on your face. To a vine that can't stand alone. To a whisper you can't share. To a pull you can't resist. To a sickness that won't leave. To finding home in surrender. To loving like God loves. To a closeness nobody else can reach. To a debt you'll never repay. To a camel dying of thirst in the desert.

I crave the rolling pin

Gotta stay up and bake cookies because I had to push back on someone's bullshit today

@lemonade_grrrl O damn

caprese sandwich hours

@somethings_awry Hero shit

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

@Staceballs This snow ain't shit.

We LOVE an advanced-notice snow day!

@Staceballs 👏

I’m genuinely baffled that people ever go on cruises… paying to incubate in a petri dish in the middle of the ocean? No thank you

@Staceballs Should I read the book first? This one was always referenced but never required

This was really well-done… I do not recommend binging it if you value your emotional wellbeing

@nickshirleyy Is this the bitch from the daycare scam

🚨 I was almost taken hostage in Cuba... I went to Cuba to document the humanitarian crisis and show life under 60+ years of communism and now amid the US blockade. Once I landed, they seized all my cameras except my iPhone and had intelligence agents following me all day until my security noticed their spies tailing us to the hotel where they waited all night for us to come down. Under communism there is no free speech, and those who show the reality or speak up are imprisoned. Me going without a planned Cuban government guide nearly got me and my security taken hostage or imprisoned. The situation in Cuba is much worse than anyone knows.

@billybrizzle420 Fallujah will show

“Deep space missions are impossible due to the radiation” Wrong. You’re asking the wrong question. Instead of “can a human survive without the umbrella of the suns magnetosphere” Ask: “how can we breed radiation proof babies”

@bearnurse I was going to say you've obviously never read she comes first but that's a papaya so guava GUILTY

Guava is bullshit

@kthalps @plentyofalcoves @leslieleeiii 💚

Looking at @leslieleeiii’s tweets and even though he had his own financial & health struggles, he was, of course, sharing other people’s Go Fund Me pages more than his own. That’s exactly who he was, personally & politically. gofundme.com/f/lleeiii

Kalshi refusing to let me bet on leaving a toddler unattended in the bathtub

masculinity is a prison

@AdamFriedland Elohim Adonai can you hear your people cry?

Oh my god

@somethings_awry I been eating kiwi skins since I was a boy

I spent the last decade chasing an idealized image of myself, only to discover that the demoralizing perfectionism I was laboring under was just fear disguised as trying to do my best. Kiwi with the skin.

@kimsdracula Exceptional

rate my rutabaga

@bearnurse Not me sir you can even check my phone sir

Do I know anyone that hates Jim Carrey