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Gachagua anadhani tunashinda hapa tukiimba wantam ndio tumchague yeye ???? Anyone associated with or has had engagements with kasongo is going home with him!!!!!!

As mass voter registration ends,we congratulate Allan Ademba for the incredible work he has done.

Government won't tell you this; FOR CLARITY: It is the Enhanced Voter Registration (ECVR) that has ended, not Voter Registration. You can still visit your nearest IEBC office and register as a voter. The deadline is next year, about April hivi therein.

It’s actually crazy that Okiya’s odious debt case is not major headline news. Should be on the front page!!!

The role of Senators under Article 96: • Represent counties – Speak for their county at the national level. • Make laws – Debate and pass Bills that affect counties. • Oversee funds – Check how money sent to counties is used. • Share revenue – Help decide how national funds are divided among the 47 counties. Senators DO NOT run counties or MANAGE services like roads, hospitals, or schools. That’s the Governor’s job. Their POWER is in Parliament: making laws, protecting devolution, and holding the national government accountable on county matters.

The most dangerous form of laziness is performative productivity. Notes, tabs, highlights, summaries, plans. A whole pile of activity arranged to avoid direct contact with the work.

It's shameless and really disappointing that people can sit openingly ,confess to serious crimes and we just move on like it's nothing.

@Toribabieegirl Just do it

You meet your 16 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What will you say?

In ODM's irreducible minimums to the government, they are not demanding 3000 km of roads, 5 universities in their strongholds, lower fees, factories to create jobs for their supporters, reduction of taxes, or more level 4 & 5 hospitals for their supporters. Guess their demands😂

This is an apology to my mom for all the times she came home from a long day of work and my unemployed teenage self had the audacity not to have done the simple tasks she asked of me. I get it now.

i never understood bullying like why are you mad that i’m ugly

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies

Vile kenyans hujituma inakuanga sad ukiona vile they keep being let down by this govt.

Being in a failed state at your prime is truly devastating.

Kenya’s government creates a problem that didn’t exist, then offers a solution that doesn’t solve it.

What makes a population of over 50 Million people normalize dysfunction from a few politicians? Is it fear, conditioning, survival, or something else entirely? Who actually understands this, psychologists, sociologists, historians, anyone?? Feel free to weigh in✌🏾

This hoarding of unnecessary wealth by African elites who have done nothing but steal is frankly so primitive.

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

By the way we should all STOP calling Politicians Mheshimiwa. Wanaheshimiwa juu ya Kufanya nini exactly? Kutuibia ?

@vince_white @InduTripat82427 Yeah because what is all this bs

@InduTripat82427 If anyone I interviewed spouted any of this word salad, LinkedIn style corporate drivel, I’d terminate the interview there and then 😂

DURING JOB INTERVIEW: "Why are you leaving your current role?" Most candidates say: "I am looking for more growth opportunities and a better company culture." THE WINNING ANSWER: