Akhenaton | 800.sats

#NewProfilePic back where it all started, with my Mafia @OrdinalPenguins a wild ride where friendship has become Brotherhood

"are you busy?" Me: "no" *incoming video call*

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

Friend is on a date right now…

Even Female NASA astronauts do the meme

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

“people were paying 10x over floor price because the NFT was wearing a hoodie”

@himari_tsuki こんにちは

japanese goth girl with long black hair sending love to you 長い黒髪のゴスガールからパワーをみんなへ

Potions class with Snape… round two:

*ww3 starts* memecoin traders:

>what's wrong, Potter? Having a cortisol spike?

1999 might be the most GOATed year of all time: The Matrix? Fight Club? 1999 Napster? 1999 Baby one more time, Genie in a bottle, Livin la vida loca, Eminem? BLUE DA BA DEE? all 1999 BLINK 182 ENEMA OF THE STATE? 1999 The Sopranos? Family Guy? FUTURAMA? 1999 Pokemon peaking? 1999 The launch of EVERQUEST? 1999 The best aesthetic known to man? 1999. THE DREAMCAST LAUNCHED IN 1999, PEOPLE. The Y2K scare? 1999 1999 was the peak of human civilization.