Akula

Behold

> get sued for $337 k in promissory notes you signed > lose on summary judgment bc no defense > tell court you’re broke > judge finds your undisclosed chase account with $37 k in spending at burberry > get your assets seized > hire lawyer on an hourly retainer > don’t pay lawyer > don’t show up to arbitration you filed > don't comply with discovery > don't respond to a single order > get dismissed with prejudice >your lawyer tells the court “he can't pay and won’t” > claim the lawyer lost the case so why would I pay him > win grifter of the century award?

@Rhymestyle Played it today. Honestly if you run un opposed its ridiculous

im ready for this engine to die

@SissyphusVtuber @CoreOfMidas @pipiTradeGuild Reminds me of that tragedy.

Getting ready to fly in with midas! Starting in 10 @pipiTradeGuild @CoreOfMidas

@CoreOfMidas "Somehow, The audience returned."

I don’t care if people are allowed to have whimsy, anyone who genuinely enjoys Star Wars right now is a victim of rotting and eroded brain cells. Primed by social media to enjoy literal garbage spoon fed into their bird like gullets. Social and emotional capacity of fish.

@KHAPpw9ndnxitgf Diddy boss confirmed

なんだこのワセリンの量！？

@geofftrainwreck They dont know the power of dark link

imagine holding onto a weird grudge for what seems to be literally 20 years (idk/idc who this person is), coming into my personal discord, saying this, then getting scared and deleting it then leaving the server l m a o

@soarerv1 Hot dog

im going to costco yall want anything

@Jxbem7mrloRG9M0 Didn't do a very good photoshop job

え、ちょっと待って！！😳 コンビニで遊戯王の新弾売ってたから買ってみたんだけどこれってシリアルのヤバいやつだよね！？💯

@partyrockrae You won't shit up your back, trust

to all my oomfs outside of canada, a must try if ur ever here is a tim horton's farmers wrap and an iced capp, it's the ultimate combo to start ur day off

@TheWapplehouse Its the brief pause into the way harder slamming that got me

Gooning while driving is absolutely insane and I salute it 🫡

Due to demand and me forgetting. Kitasan Black beanie. Reply to get a chance to get one free!

@ANAFFY_ Cool hat

@ourokronii Big doinks in amish

Blazed it for the live and now I can't stop sleeping and then waking up at ungodly hours

@CoreOfMidas What do we do if we're already leaf

New challenge for all my followers, everyone become Canadian for the lulz. Do it no balls. We are all Canada now.

@soarerv1 Demon

forfeit all mortal possessions to cupsy yummy #yugiohTCG #遊戯王OCG

Ngmi

@michael_hoerger Massive pussy alert

As of today, the COVID-19 pandemic is now longer than WWII.

@MattWallace888 @grok Theres no way youre all this retarded

Hey @grok can you analyze Benjamin Netanyahu’s hands in these screenshots from his address tonight and tell us the % chance of it being real

Theres crazy mass hallucinations happening with bots today. They insist there's too many fingers on Netanyahu

@g1rthapprentice Worlds first oval shaped (horizontaly) penis.

submitting my chode to r/bwc in hopes that they have an open mind