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Eric Sean

@g1rthapprentice

Certified Jelqing Instructor™

Katılım Ocak 2025
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do findoms have to claim all that shit on their taxes
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Eric Sean@g1rthapprentice·
in 2026 one day is about 20 minutes
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Eric Sean@g1rthapprentice·
do you ever see a woman and go wow I wish my penis worked
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Eric Sean@g1rthapprentice·
what am I supposed to do with all these words at my disposal
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Eric Sean@g1rthapprentice·
@neofoid my body and that pill don't get along 💔
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Eric Sean@g1rthapprentice·
give a person with ADHD five unfinished tasks that have nothing to do with each other and watch them kill themselves
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Eric Sean@g1rthapprentice·
Psilocybin Summer 2026
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Barry@BarryOnHere·
It's impossible to explain why Deftones is a good band because the singer always sounds like he's cumming in his pants but then the guitar riffs hit and you're like, "goddamn this actually works".
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Jon Root@JonnyRoot_·
The first female home plate umpire in MLB history, Jen Pawol, made the worst call you’ll ever seen in a game… After it was challenged by the catcher, the ABS system showed just how awful it was 😬
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charels@relscd·
No one quickly says “I fucked her” when people talk about any random woman anymore
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Elric@funnycoolguy542·
Its dope as fuck when you wake up with a. Giant boner
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Eric Sean@g1rthapprentice·
putting honey and granola in my plain greek yogurt
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