Eric Sean

wish I could put this as my pinned

do findoms have to claim all that shit on their taxes

in 2026 one day is about 20 minutes

do you ever see a woman and go wow I wish my penis worked

@CowpunkUnc or worse

@g1rthapprentice Its not autism its decision paralysis

what am I supposed to do with all these words at my disposal

@neofoid my body and that pill don't get along 💔

@g1rthapprentice fixed it. took a pill and dont have this problem anymore.

give a person with ADHD five unfinished tasks that have nothing to do with each other and watch them kill themselves

@nicotinequeen69 same dude I'm tired

@g1rthapprentice one easy task and i’ll end it all right now

Psilocybin Summer 2026

butt

GOD DAMN IT

@BarryOnHere Barry knows ball

It's impossible to explain why Deftones is a good band because the singer always sounds like he's cumming in his pants but then the guitar riffs hit and you're like, "goddamn this actually works".

@MutantTaurus this nigga ❤️

@g1rthapprentice The, they, are, chinese, gay

@banhkbao haha uhhhh. foid

@g1rthapprentice name a single word bro

@MutantTaurus ok that's two I just need a few more perhaps

@g1rthapprentice Press post

RIP Walker Texas Ranger

@JonnyRoot_ holy fuck lmaoo

The first female home plate umpire in MLB history, Jen Pawol, made the worst call you’ll ever seen in a game… After it was challenged by the catcher, the ABS system showed just how awful it was 😬

@relscd @kur0mi_catx3

No one quickly says “I fucked her” when people talk about any random woman anymore

Its dope as fuck when you wake up with a. Giant boner

@g1rthapprentice Do me

putting honey and granola in my plain greek yogurt