Alastair Balmain

@AmazonMusicUK Sadly, as others have mentioned several times to @AmazonHelp, you have ruined the fundamental user experience. Now a reasonable music app has been rendered utterly unuseable. Want to listen to a specific song and skip past ones you didn't ask for? Good luck with that...

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@arthurshackle @paulwaugh Very much alive. And a quick check would have shown he last tweeted only two days ago...

@paulwaugh I think he is still alive, Smokey Robinson !

@paulwaugh Late, great? You mean the "very much still with us Smokey Robinson"?

@emmie_cowie @McFuzzies ...of Marwell Zoo.

@McFuzzies If its Hermes it'll be left behind the wheeliebins.

Who brings baby storks? 🤔

@MotoClark Mazda's been making the Bongo since 1966.

The one day of the year Hampshire feels good about buying the Discovery... #Snowuk

@bensamuelson @PolestarCars Where's the Saint when you need him?

Bacchanalia Scandinavia. #Polestar1

@BritishGame @LNJStokes @GunsOnPegs Great news - and well done. Educating shooting visitors about what best practice looks like on the ground is hugely important work. More power to you.

Today @GunsOnPegs has launched an exciting new feature to its ‘Find Shooting’ offering on the website. BGA-accredited shoots are now marked as a ‘Best Practice Shoot’, meaning that they can showcase their audited status to potential guns. britishgamealliance.co.uk/best-practice-…

@MotoClark It's the definitive no-brainer.

Here you go, Monday morning Twitter. Cheer yourself up with a look at the lilies I gave to my wife two weeks ago and still going strong today... #BlueMonday

Love this. I always felt smug parking my old 1973 Lancia Fulvia coupe... much smaller than today's Mini hatchback (significantly less impact protection, too). Automotive innovation should be directed at making cars less flabby and less resource-heavy.

@dwusher Could not agree more, Dean!

If Boris's bike ride a few miles from home is wrong, we should fine all of the 100+ cyclists going through our village out of Basingstoke/Winchester every day as they're all at least 7 miles from home. Or we stop all this puritanical nonsense.

@chrismair Have you considered a goldfish?

I’m thinking about getting a cat, but I know nothing about cats other than I like them. We live in London, have three boys and a cocker spaniel. Any tips or suggestions?

The best thing about 2021? No-one can legitimately use the expression "In this unprecedented year...".

I'm getting all nostalgic about those halcyon days when Brexit was the only thing on the news.

I've been able to shop at Tesco, Homebase, Halfords, Wickes, Mole Country Stores, Shell and Pets at Home in the past week - but my children can't go back to school on Monday. #backtoschool

When they said it'll all be over by Christmas, did anyone actually think to ask "Which Christmas?"...

@CA_TimB @Beretta_1526 @GMKLtd Excellent choice.

New gun klaxon. A very rare event as this little beauty will be replacing one built in 1904. A lovely Beretta 486 20 bore which should see me out

@jcjeremyhobson Pretty sure I'd rather have the winter wonderland today, instead of this faintly uninspiring morning!

I took these two photos 10 years ago today - most unusual to have had so much snow in early December in the south of England! (10 years on, it's mild and raining this morning)