Alastair Fraser

I didn’t think Musk was this self aware… In Scotland, to “kek your drawers” means to 💩 oneself. So, in my cod Latin, Kekius Maximus makes Musk the biggest shit on Twitter! 🤫 bbc.com/news/articles/…

@EdinburghLive_ have you noticed that both Gardener’s Cottage and The Outlook restaurants have shut unexpectedly. I only found out on Blue Sky I had booked and pre-paid for Hogmanay dinner at The Outlook. Hogmanay is also my wife’s birthday. Looks like I’m nearly £800 down 😡

@planningedin Any plans of posting on Blue Sky? This is now the only thing I return to this hell mouth for….

This week’s lists of planning applications received and decided are now available to view on the interactive map or download as PDFs edinburgh.gov.uk/planningweekly…

Right, I ain’t no Buffy so it’s time to leave the Hell Mouth. See you in a better place 💙🌫

@NormalIslandNws I’m leaving but I can’t find you in the other place 💙🌌 You’re the only thing I’ll miss from the Hell Mouth

One week on retrospective on #Trump's victory in #USElection2024. It's a 🎶 parody version of John Lennon & the @thebeatles "Come Together" - with what some might describe as brittle self awareness. Some more thoughts the full res. YouTube version: youtube.com/watch?v=buMqkK….

Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week. So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.

So @BBCNews @SkyNews @guardian et al, if Israeli media are calling out Israeli government actions for what they are, why won’t you?

Gary Lineker has received threats after daring to say that Israel should be banned from football for their outrageous war crimes. If you stand with Gary, RT If Israel should be banned, Like

@MarshSongs @QueenWillRock So good. Should be shown on US national TV! @CNN @nbcsnl

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ

@kermodeandmayo Has to be Breakfast at Tiffany’s even if the movie does seriously play down the sex work element of the original story

1️⃣🎞️🔙This week's ONE FRAME BACK is BEST FILMS FEATURING SEX WORK to coincide with the release of Sean Baker's Palme D'Or-winning ANORA💍 Drop your suggestions in the comments 👇

Sweden tax billionaires at 55.5% Netherlands tax billionaires at 49.5% Germany tax billionaires at 47.475% U.K. welfare cuts.

@Scotland No, neeps (i.e. swedes) not turnips! 🫡

Did you know that in Scotland turnips were traditionally carved before pumpkins became popular? 🎃 original video📷IG/buzzedblooms #Samhain #TurnipCarving #PumpkinCarving #Halloween

Nicola Sturgeon called Boris Johnson a f*cking clown. Like if she's right. RT if he's far worse.

Wes Streeting has said that Brexit is over settled. 69% of the UK wants to rejoin. RT if it ain't over for you.

Hmmm! Driving two tanks through the main gates of a UN camp if described by ⁦@BBCNews⁩ as a “request” by the IOF. I wonder how many UN deaths it will take for something to be described as a demand? bbc.com/news/articles/…

@mhdksafa 🇰🇼🇱🇧

@_DIGB Henry McLeish, Jack McConnell, Nicola Sturgeon, Humza Yousaf take note and take lots of care whenever this fixture comes round again! Freaky

One of the maddest bits of football co-comms ever