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she's a spy isn't she.

The only fools here are Bristol 24/7. Try harder next year.

Lose lips sink ships.

Petition for the 1.4 million houses that have been granted planning permission since 2007 to be built - before considering more countryside for development. Housing needs should be met through delivery, not increasing land supply. petition.parliament.uk/signatures/171…

@CNviolations Filmed in Old Market, Bristol presumably.

G@y parking only prank 🤣

The Palm Sunday massacre of Christians last night in Nigeria should be front page news everywhere this morning — but it isn’t. Why? Because the media DOES NOT CARE about the plight of African Christians. I am here today in Nigeria to share the truth.

More MP's should do this...

So we need to make life difficult for the 36% of households who own dogs for the sake of a tiny minority of mentally ill people who have an irrational fear of dogs? Should we get rid of flowers for the sake of hay fever sufferers?!

"Hello Emily, what's this ". "Well Miss Phillipson, despite me only being six years old I decided to do a deep dive into the Morgan McSweeney stolen phone fiasco". "OK Emily, we'll leave it there". "Anyway, I was VERY suspicious right from the start because Mr Starmer, You, Mr Reed and all the other people who came on the telly and were asked about it all gave different dates for when it went missing and......". "Stop Emily, that's enough". "....and these dates varied by nearly a year, which is mental. And then you all gave differing accounts of what actually happened on the date you individually claimed to be the day of the theft. From my perspective as a mere six year old child this all seemed to be a bit whiffy, like when my puppy does a poo on the carpet, so I....". "THATS ENOUGH ". "....so I dug a bit deeper. Mr McSweeney gave what can only be considered to be scant details of the alleged theft when he reported it to the Police. It seems he didn't even know the location of the incident despite actually being there at the time. Now, I may only be in year 2 but I'd certainly know where I was if someone came up to me in the street and stole my ice cream so....". "Emily... bloody SHUT UP". "....so I've absolutely no idea how he didn't know where he was when his phone was snatched out of his hand. And then we move on to the "lost data". Now, Miss Phillipson as you know.....". "Now listen here you little shit, I've heard enough of this bollocks. Can someone take her away please"? "I'll continue. As you know Miss Phillipson, if someone takes your phone and won't give it back, or if it's damaged or stolen you can get a new one. It happened to my Daddy at work. He dropped his phone off some scaffolding and it wouldn't work. So THE NEXT DAY he got a new one and carried on as normal. He even had all the messages on it from my Mummy telling him she thought Mr Starmer was a twat, Lammy is thick as mince, Reeves couldn't run a burger van and you couldn't be trusted as far as anyone could throw you. It was all still there". (Miss Phillipson walks off). "But Miss Phillipson, I haven't mentioned how I believe this could all jeopardise your digital ID ambitions". "Piss off Emily, I'm not interested". "Can you or Mr Starmer tell us why we should put absolutely everything about ourselves onto our mobile phone for our "convenience" if all the data completely disappears when someone steals the phone, just like it did with Mr McSweeneys phone? Don't you think that's a bit silly"? (Miss Phillipson has left the playground).

This image says it all. Top image: what you actually pay. Bottom image: what fuel could cost without tax and VAT. Unleaded shown at 143.9p becomes 67.0p. Diesel shown at 166.8p becomes 86.1p. That tells you exactly how much of the pain at the pump is government-loaded cost. And then they wonder why people feel like they’re being robbed.

HUNG from hooks to bleed out or boiled alive at warped festivals, it’s estimated that more than 30 million dogs are killed for meat each year – with some reaching the shores of the UK. Officials in Britain warn that the volume of illegal meat intercepted at the UK border has surged in recent years. It comes after a tearjerker tale about a gang of “kidnapped” dogs trekking miles home after escaping the meat trade was exposed as complete fiction. The clip – watched millions of times worldwide – had viewers convinced they were watching a real-life animal miracle. Chinese state media tracked down the animals’ owners and found all seven dogs belonged to villagers living just a few miles away. But it highlighted the chilling reality of dog theft for the meat trade that still exists in Asia – with between 10 and 20 million of deaths happening in China, Humane World for Animals says. Up to eight million of these dogs are snatched off the street, with the vast majority “illegally acquired,” according to Wendy Higgins from the Humane World for Animals. Campaigners warn that beloved family pets can disappear in seconds. Thieves often target pets left roaming in gardens, climbing over walls before slipping a noose around the dog’s neck and dragging it back over. Wendy said: “The dog thieves will steal a certain number of dogs and accumulate them until they’ve got enough to go on a transport truck.”

@CorbynSnap @ZackPolanski Has anyone let @hopenothate know.

I’m slightly peeved with @ZackPolanski for plagiarising the National Front’s work. His heart is in the right place but you shouldn’t steal other people’s ideas.

A reminder as we watch the very smug @bphillipsonMP on telly preaching about the cost of living and that they have our backs. The Treasury is coining in an extra £75 million a MONTH VAT for every 10p litre added to fuel at the pumps. Charlatans.

Before we take up millions of acres of wild land for solar farms, put solar panels on every parking lot, hospital, library, school, and home. Let the people produce their own power.

Just to remind you: The total destruction of life on our planet is still ongoing with increasing speed ..it should be in the headlines every day. Species extinction was never so high as in the beginnings of all previous 5 mass extinctions #Fishing #Hunting and #AnimalAgriculture = #Genocide #Ecocide => #MassExtinction Voting against nature conservation and plant based diets is voting against life on our planet #StopFishing #BanHunting #EndAnimalAgriculture #LiveVegan or face extinction🙏

West African nation famous for selling fellow Africans into slavery demands reparations for slavery after UN vote notthebee.com/article/west-a…

Can anyone please explain what in god's name is happening to these dogs, why have they got their hind legs tied to a fence? Is this how they train dogs in countries that have outdated animal welfare laws?

@FarmingUK YES!!

Major high street chain reveals plans for 70 new UK stores creating 2,000 jobs ift.tt/cyB4nVw