Nick “Alabama Jones” Saban

@BarstoolBigCat Media darling Wemby gonna get so much hype but got his ass CLAMPED on the offensive end of the floor. Wolves in 6

What a win Timberwolves. This team always steps up. Also go the rim, Spurs!

@NotLikeRuss There’s no lowkey about it. The announcers were fucking atrocious. Wolves in 6.

they lowkey glazing wemby too much

WE HAVE JADEN MCDANIELS

@TheGoldPony21 @Noahpinion

@Noahpinion How does a man being charged with attempted murder care about the rules? 🤔

Hats off to the last man in America who cares about the rules

@dbranden893 @ZachHalverson

@ZachHalverson Lies!! Cause the city of St.Paul has a ordance about activities starting after 9:30 in the city limits so that can't be true

The NHL has finally announced the start time for Thursday night's Game 6 between Minnesota and Dallas. It is actually scheduled for Friday morning now, 2:30 AM ET, 1:30 CT.

@Twins @ticasino Jeffers

Call your shot!!! ☎️ Reply now with who you think is hitting a home run this homestand for a chance to win 4 tickets in the @ticasino Home Run Deck and a Stay and Play package at Treasure Island!

@ant_trading1 @FurtureRichKid Ant, Nah, he actually averages 40. Ayo is that n*%#? Regards, Nick

@FurtureRichKid idk much about ayo is this normal ? or just breakout game

Goodnight X

@Twins @ticasino Jeffers 100% getting one

Call your shot!!! ☎️ Reply now with who you think is hitting a home run this homestand for a chance to win 4 tickets in the @ticasino Home Run Deck and a Stay and Play package at Treasure Island!

@RepSwalwell Is this the dumb ass that got tricked by a Chinese spy??

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

@Wolf_VictorMavi @BarstoolBigCat Bots don’t even try anymore 🤣🤣🤣

@BarstoolBigCat Funny how the elaborate handshake defense only comes out for the guys you like. Consistency was never the brand, was it?

Thank you. It was a secret handshake that involved interlocked fingers, a hug, jacuzzi, and sitting by the pool. We all know handshakes have gotten significantly more elaborate these days. Everyone just chill out

@unusual_whales When they post stuff like this and just say “Iran” who are they actually getting this info from?

Iran: Strait won't reopen based on Trump's absurd displays

@FireMeUpFrank I might be in the minority but I think it’s sick. But I’m also retarded!

This is the ugliest fucking scorebug I’ve ever seen

@thomp4114_scott @BobYarbrough @theseoguy_ Scott knows wtf he’s talking about!!!

@BobYarbrough @theseoguy_ I mean have you driven a moped? They’re fun as hell bob.

i have no idea if this is legal so don't come at me but my friend runs a casino night in utah and it might be the coolest business i have seen in a while you pay $20 at the door and he hands you a stack of monopoly money real dealers on site running blackjack, texas hold'em, roulette, and craps all night whoever accumulates the most monopoly money by the end of the night wins a prize last week he gave away a brand new moped he is getting hundreds of people through the door at $20 a head and his next move is raising the price and taking it on the road as a pop-up casino night across the state i don't know what his margins look like but i know a packed room of hundreds of people at $20 a head adds up fast the creativity alone deserves respect

@PardonMyMeme No one does it quite like memes

*Alabama is trying to go on a national championship run* Aden Holloway:

@shadybiev I love this comeback but where tf is bruce???

Never get your hopes up. Kill yourself instead.

@shadybiev Just never seen a team play like such fucking pussies

Was a good season.

@bigbodeeznuts @KevinScarbinsky @AlabamaMBB

@Alabama69Jones @KevinScarbinsky @AlabamaMBB They sell more than that at Dispensaries across the nation in less than an hour….

Police found marijuana in his car during a traffic stop. Six days later, they found a lot more weed in his residence. Aden Holloway doesn't need basketball right now. As @AlabamaMBB coach Nate Oats said, he needs help. al.com/sports/2026/03…

@bigbodeeznuts @KevinScarbinsky @AlabamaMBB I’m going to assume you haven’t seen that had TWO FUCKING POUNDS

@KevinScarbinsky @AlabamaMBB Yeah he is the worse person in the world Kevin! Let me guess the other people in the 40 states where weed is legal don’t need help? Give me a break he got caught with something that is medicine in most of the nation and now he is the baddest criminal ever!! I don’t condone it

@SpartansGuy @iam_johnw

@iam_johnw Called it on the ground. No free throws. So it’s definitely the right call

This is an insane foul bait from Miami Ohio with the ref right there too lmao

@MikeyOver1 This + Bag + gambling with the fellas

Is there anything better than a crisp pint? I can’t name one thing