

Alan Bings
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@AlanBings
Self-appointed comedy expert, rebuker of pharmakeī



@RabbiShmuley Nobody is falling for this crap. jewish DNA doesn’t get renounced A jew is a jew is a jew is a jew He will always be a jew.




JERUSALEM The decision by Israeli police to prevent Cardinal Pizzaballa and the Custos of the Holy Land from entering the Holy Sepulchre has been called a: 'manifestly unreasonable and grossly disproportionate measure' The criticism was made in a joint statement The statement also clarifies, contrary to anti Catholic propaganda being spread about the incident, that it was compliant with safety protocols in place: 'The Heads of the Churches have acted with full responsibility and, since the outset of the war, have complied with all imposed restrictions: public gatherings were cancelled, attendance was prohibited, and arrangements were made to broadcast the celebrations to hundreds of millions of faithful worldwide, who, during these days of Easter, turn their eyes to Jerusalem and to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre'



Will @USAmbIsrael get clarity on why Cardinal Pizzaballa was blocked by police from saying mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday today?


Look at Micro. So drunk on his teeny tiny temporary power he wants the VP out for the sin of challenging Netanyahu.








🚨 BREAKING: Smoke is seen billowing from Valero refinery in Port Arthur, Texas following reports of an explosion.







🚨 Reagan’s Secretary of Energy John Herrington reportedly cried everyday after being briefed about UFOs, per Hollywood director who spoke with him “I had to be briefed and I lived in an underground facility in West Virginia for months and every night after they would brief me I would cry myself to sleep. This is not the world I thought I brought my daughters into. Aliens are real, they are here, and I’ve seen them.”


Today @NikkiHaley went on @CNBC and called for the US to bomb Iran. Nikki Haley wants more war in the Middle East, which means more dead US soldiers. The only person who has proven that he won’t create more wars is Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the pro peace candidate. @NikkiHaley was given a Board position at @Boeing because she makes them billions of dollars every time she calls for war.


@marklevinshow Sure. Let’s go.