Alan Bings

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Alan Bings

Alan Bings

@AlanBings

Self-appointed comedy expert, rebuker of pharmakeī

Katılım Eylül 2019
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Rabbi Shmuley
Rabbi Shmuley@RabbiShmuley·
And couldn’t be prouder. Say it again. Stay it louder. I AM A JEW!!! What an honor, which makes Neanderthals like you always jealous
Khaled 𐌔𐌔oliman@VyprCEO

@RabbiShmuley Nobody is falling for this crap. jewish DNA doesn’t get renounced A jew is a jew is a jew is a jew He will always be a jew.

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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
JUST IN: Israel says they are coming up with a “plan” to allow church leaders to worship at the holy site “in the coming days” after Cardinal Pizzaballa was blocked from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday. Netanyahu’s office has released the following statement: “Over the past several days, Iran has repeatedly targeted the holy sites of all three monotheistic religions in Jerusalem with ballistic missiles. In one strike, missile fragments crashed meters from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. As a result, Israel has temporarily asked worshippers from all faiths not to worship at the holy sites in Jerusalem's Old City to protect them. Today, out of special concern for his safety, Jerusalem police prevented the Latin Patriarch Cardinal Pizzaballa from holding mass this morning at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Again, there was no malicious intent whatsoever, only concern for his safety and that of his party. However, given the holiness of the week leading up to Easter for the world's Christians, Israel's security arms are putting together a plan to enable church leaders to worship at the holy site in the coming days.” Video: tzogho / tt.
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@FmrRepMTG We need legislation to arrest Catholic Haters celebrating this in America.
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@RabbiShmuley How successful were you in your attempted false arrest of this man for, as you called it, attempted homicide?
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Rabbi Shmuley
Rabbi Shmuley@RabbiShmuley·
Rabbi SHMULEY Verbally Assaulted in Times Square by Antisemite. nypd called
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@LauraLoomer Maybe if they were Evangelical you would claim to love them, but we all know you are a Catholic Hater.
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
The clarity has already been given but we get it, you need to rage bait today on Palm Sunday from the Woke Reich. Those locations are closed because Iran has been firing missiles toward the Holy sites, and there aren’t enough bomb shelters at the Holy Sites to protect people if Iran fires more missiles today, as they have already threatened to do. At some point we have to call out this obvious rage bait to attack Jews and Israel on social media. What do you prefer Jack? Open worship and some inconvenience but the right to worship freely in the only Democracy in the Middle East, or do you want to see a possible massacre of Christians on Palm Sunday if they are attacked by an Iranian missile and don’t have a bomb shelter to hide inside of? Are you going to comment on Julani massacring Christians today across the Golan Heights border in Syria? Or does that not get as much attention in the algorithm? Israel is protecting Christians while Julani is next door in Syria sending ISIS caravans to mass murder Christians today. Guess who is funneling aid to religious minorities in Syria? Israel The constant rage bait to appeal to people online who hate Israel gets old. It’s disingenuous and you know the reason has already been given, and @netanyahu has said he is trying to accommodate Christians today while also keeping them safe from Islamic terror. Happy Palm Sunday. Jews are not your enemy.
Jack Posobiec@JackPosobiec

Will @USAmbIsrael get clarity on why Cardinal Pizzaballa was blocked by police from saying mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday today?

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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@marklevinshow Micro Mark lashes out at any hole too deep for his manhood to violate. He can only circle the rim, much like his tongue does to Netanyahu and Trump. Sad!
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@itsmorganariel Brutal mogging. Also having no content except having "gone viral". Unsustainable — unrewarding.
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@Breaking911 @WhiteHouse A big long fleshy thing entering from the left of the frame while a pixelated Trump fumbles to lower his pants as quickly as possible. It's just so mysterious!
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@WhiteHouse Stop posting weirdo blurred out pictures of Trump about to glaze a glizzy.
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Daily Mail US
Daily Mail US@Daily_MailUS·
BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@FrankHassleYT @c4rcasses Take bids for a skatepark from different local construction companies and schedule them all to show up there at once with Chad King as their contact; show up about this time identifying as such wearing an absurd hardhat while saying nothing but "I'm an earth rocker, man."
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@hayasaka_aryan It proves our air defense is weak, Iran has crippled our infrastructure unopposed. This surprise attack will not be answered in any way, least of all by acknowledging it. Enemies of America such as the Krassensteins and Loomer no doubt celebrating already.
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@BNONews Lint built up in the dryer exhaust, fire's out, nothing's happening, nothing happened, doesn't exist, CENTCOM didn't confirm.
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BNO News
BNO News@BNONews·
JUST IN: Explosion reported at Valero refinery in Port Arthur, Texas. Nearby residents told to shelter in place
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Brock Riddick
Brock Riddick@BrockRiddickIFB·
Look at the woman behind her... Hollywood is fake
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@DataRepublican @EYakoby His response is unexpected, I heard it reported on national news this morning that 9 patients on ventilators expired as a result of his need for 5-star comforts.
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Eyal Yakoby
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
*Cuban regime diverts electricity from Cubans so Hasan Piker can stay at a 5 star hotel* Hasan Piker: “ISRAEL!!!”
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@marklevinshow Disloyalty to the network will be seen by Loyalty Czar Loomer as Disloyalty to Trump.
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Mark R. Levin
Mark R. Levin@marklevinshow·
There's some article out there that I am leaving Fox and joining the White House.  It's utterly false.  Now, back to regular programming.
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@ericmetaxas What if they're corporeal beings from other galaxies who have been deceived by the very demonic entities you reference?
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Alan Bings
Alan Bings@AlanBings·
@DelusionPosting Loomer is disloyal to Trump. She must be Loomered! out of the administration.
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Delusional Takes
Delusional Takes@DelusionPosting·
Wow this is a real Tweet lol
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer

Today @NikkiHaley went on @CNBC and called for the US to bomb Iran. Nikki Haley wants more war in the Middle East, which means more dead US soldiers. The only person who has proven that he won’t create more wars is Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the pro peace candidate. @NikkiHaley was given a Board position at @Boeing because she makes them billions of dollars every time she calls for war.

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Joe Kent
Joe Kent@joekent16jan19·
.@marklevinshow I have not heard from your team, DMs are open & I have the same cell as I did in 2024 when I was last on your show. To have an in depth conversation we should talk in person on your weekend show on Fox. What do you say?
Joe Kent@joekent16jan19

@marklevinshow Sure. Let’s go.

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