Alan Brightmore

@leicsccc He’s having the time of his life!

𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗔𝗛𝗠𝗘𝗗 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗗 💯💯 LEI 237/3 #Foxes🦊

@fesshole Multiple of 5 is acceptable if you have to go odd

My husband has to have the telly on an even number. When he's not looking or if I'm on my own I put it on an odd number. Preferably 13 if I can get away with it

@Steam absolutely no way of getting my account back that was stolen

@fesshole It’s Maccy D’s isn’t it?

Just cleaned my 15 yr old's disgusting room. Found a £20 note under his bed that had been there for a while. Bought myself a book and am now reading it with a breakfast I bought at Micky D's with the change. Thanks son.

@Steam hey Steam my account has been stolen and your guide to recovery my account has not worked. What can I do?

Jeff Hardy's first entrance as WWE Champion will always be amazing Wild when you realize Jeff Hardy's total time as a 3 time World Champion was 69 days combined But this entrance may be one of the most rewatched Championship entrances ever 🥹

@fesshole I got to a FA cup final with a league 1 club an almost did it

When my wife goes away for work, I put a suit on to play football manager, conducting interviews with myself.

@HeartBreakCorb Owen hart

What wrestler would take this spot?

@LostMyHeadThere Most of the intelligent faithful have left the show early unfortunately

@IntrovertProbss Pretty much

All this talk of tired Pakistan bowlers and they still have not bowled as many over as England did in the first innings #bbccricket

Baby tries to trick parent that he's still asleep. 😂

Leicester City 1-0 Premier League

@jeremycorbyn Sadly in the world we live in we need a deterrent, and this is cost of it. If you could of understood that when you ran for PM you may have won

If the country's finances are so bad, then why are we still spending £50 billion a year on the military? If there's no money left, why are we spending £12,000 a minute on nuclear weapons? If we can afford to bomb people, why can't we afford to feed people?

Feeling like God has left you behind? Pause and give this a read. It brightened my week and might just do the same for you.