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Dominion voting machines are accurate. Mail ballots are secure. Tina Peters is a criminal. Jena Griswold is a heroine for democracy. Trump v. Anderson was a righteous cause. Trump remains the greatest threat to American democracy since the Civil War. #copolitics

I have deep and abiding respect for both Democratic candidates for governor. It's the hardest choice on this year's primary ballot. Either one of them could commit to signing the Worker Protection Act and end my deliberations. #copolitics

I'll tell you why, Watty. DSA is much better at taking over small bodies like vacancy committees than they are at winning majorities of actual voters. Their whole strategy is about imposition, not engagement. I prefer old-fashioned democracy. #copolitics

@Hannah4Liberty @redflameliberty @onebearactual Well act like it then and let Skeeter get his thing on.

@alanfranklin @redflameliberty @onebearactual But I’m a real Democrat regardless of the highlands ranch crew saying I’m not 👉👈🥹

Thank you @onebearactual Great catching up! Can’t wait to see what you do with the Samuel Adams Caucus

@redflameliberty @Hannah4Liberty @onebearactual You kids need to be more libertine if you want to call yourselves libertarians.

@Hannah4Liberty @alanfranklin @onebearactual I’m too young to die 😢

@redflameliberty @Hannah4Liberty @onebearactual Why's it got to be that way Skeeter? You all would make such a cute little Libertarian polycule.

@alanfranklin @Hannah4Liberty @onebearactual But I don’t wanna die Daddy! 😭

Between the extremes of MAGA and DSA is where most Americans live. But that overwhelming, morally grounded, generous, and sensible mainstream majority has perhaps never been less represented in American politics than it is today. We've got to make normal cool again. #copolitics

@Hannah4Liberty @redflameliberty @onebearactual Now now, you're helping Skeeter grow a lovely beard! Jeff Hunt's wife can give you some pointers.

@alanfranklin @redflameliberty @onebearactual Thanks. I might have to kill him now. Maybe I’ll add a body count and run for office with a dead cat on my head afterwards. It seems to be working for Marx 😂😭😭

There is a parallel universe where President Harris is not letting Bibi continue to kill civilians to stay out of jail and I wish like hell I lived in that universe. Sadly where I live, millions of voters sat out 2024 because Kamala wasn't good enough for them. #copolitics

Here's a headline popping DSA blood vessels. #copolitics

@redflameliberty @onebearactual @Hannah4Liberty All good Skeeter, things happen on the down low between bears and gingers and neither Democrats nor Libertarians have a problem with it. Old school Libertarians anyway, you kids are a little screwy.

@alanfranklin @onebearactual I think @Hannah4Liberty would kill me and Will’s wife would definitely kill him

@KirkmeyerforGov There will never be a Kirkmeyer administration. Republican primary voters have a choice: certain double-digit defeat with Both Ways Barb or fastening their seat belts and stepping off the ledge with Victor Marx. They're going with Marx just to feel something.

For eight years, one-party Democrat control has made it harder to build, hire, invest, and grow. Families are feeling it. Employers are feeling it. On Day One of a Kirkmeyer Administration, we'll begin cutting burdensome regulations, restoring predictability, protecting reliable and affordable energy, and making Colorado competitive again. Colorado families and businesses deserve a government that works for them, not against them. #ItsTime

@redflameliberty Only in the streets, Skeeter! With your mother between the sheets I'm a completely different person.

@alanfranklin You are a far right extremist

So, Colorado Democrats had the right and the due process in place to censure Gov. Polis for springing Tina Peters if they want. But the speaking ban was weird and silly and played into Gov. Polis's hands. They underscored his free speech defense. #copolitics

@KyleClark @nexton9news It takes professionalism to drag your gaze away from Marx's Adonis forearms and stay on topic. I was like, "wait NO I like girls." It's some kind of Haitian voodoo thing.

Tonight on @nexton9news at 6pm: My extended interview with Colorado Republican gubernatorial frontrunner Victor Marx. We discuss his claims about performing 100+ international rescue missions to save women/girls, his talk of killings, and the exorcisms he performs.

As Bob Beauprez said best, there’s that smell again. #copolitics

@redflameliberty Busted! Your mother and I just want this to be as positive an experience for you as possible. Rejection is hard.

Spotted in the wild

Hey @colo_politics I can see you're real proud of these "Tapped" stories but can you maybe not clog up your feed with all these duplicates? Signed, news clippers everywhere #copolitics

@AmericanAir Thanks, your people are doing everything they can to help. We’ll get there eventually.

@alanfranklin We've responded in DMs. Take a glance over when you get a chance.

Well, after cancelling my flight yesterday, @AmericanAir just informed me that today's flight is delayed and could result in us missing our connection in Chicago. This is quickly becoming one of those travel horror stories.