Alan “the transfusion” O’Hare

On field bullpen today got my Work cut out for me

HAPPY SATURDAY if you’re not currently on a bus to a conference doubleheader then you’re not fucking doing it right #WhyD3

Lets fucking go magic @boobluver69420

@boobluver69420 Not a hairy individual unlike 2B

@AlanOHA72 Do you shave your legs

@ChadJohnson_84 More of a Joe Ruth guy iykyk

@AlanOHA72 Thot daughter or Frankie Ritter son?

ODAC Players I would let my gay son Date 1. Carter Schuma (RMC) 2. Alex Fitz-Hugh (HSC) 3. Zach Chadwell (BC) 4. Evan Bert (BC) 5. Thomas Burgess (Noke) 6. Quinn Madden (Lynchburg) 7. Entire EMU roster 8. Jaime Padilla (Doah)

@Inthehoodpete Kid doesn’t swing the bat at all… gives me receiver vibes

@AlanOHA72 I would let my straight son date Benton Jones (Lynchburg)

@AlanOHA72 Carter Whitman

🚨🚨CALLING ALL D3 BURNERS 🚨🚨Nominate your favorite D3 Bullpen Catcher to be considered for a Bullpen catcher top 10 !!!!

@ChadJohnson_84 When I played at Lynchburg they had a British women announcer with a solid Rack… that carried them in these rankings

@AlanOHA72 Hampden Sydney and Lynchburg are absolute shit holes. Sydney PA announcer gives them a boost so I can understand it

ODAC FIELD RANKING ON OUR 6:30 AM BUS 1. Shanendoah 2. Randolph Macon 3. Roanoke (MILB park) 4. Hampton Sydney 5. Lynchburg 6. Bridgewater 7. Washington and Lee 8. Guilford 9. Averett 10. Virginia Wesleyan

@johnsongethot Played there one time and it snowed… not the best memories on that diamond as well as nothing memorable about the field whatsoever

@AlanOHA72 Hello Alan, why is Bridgewater so low? Nothing better than watching a home run nail a kid in the middle of a 400.

@RollTideBucky They had the great Bill Cosby on full blast last time I was there Been dying to go back

@AlanOHA72 Hope the bus ride home treats you well. Stop into the ole biker bar and grab me a limited edition coozie will ya

Dad who was Danny Macdougall

@NoContextHumans Red pill just to experience Danny Macdougalls baseball career at Endicott again

Which one?

@BigLakeRudy According to Ben Spotts Google Drive he’s been working pretty hard on the lips and watering that grass if yk I mean

@AlanOHA72 W&L better than Bridgewater, maybe better than Lynchburg when they don’t brush the lips

@DaytonBaseball @Yankees PLAY HIM OVER JAZZ

GRAND SLAM DANNY MACDOUGALL 😤😤 #FlyBoys // #GoFlyers

God dammit

Waiting for the D3 BV to make bullpen catchers rankings hoping to see my name at the top

@BMBPFB Aaron Maxie would like to have a word with you as well as Jackson Baird

Players in the C2C I’d let date my daughter Charlie Gunn Macho Santiago Danny Kilgore (tough name) Ethan Hirschfield Nathan Tondreault Griffin Shirk Sean Smith Henry Britt The entire Regent roster as they are some quality young Christian men No one from Johnson and Wales