Alan Pekarsky

@bbedeutungg i did 25 days if you need advice

@bbedeutungg We’ll count it

@bbedeutungg Esoterically, right?

@DrewVento what is this, big boss?

Men can be having the worst day of their lives but will still smile like nothing is wrong.

@wotancore And it’s uphill both ways. Always

When you’re walking around the world feels generally level, you seem to encounter a hill here and there, sometimes uphill, sometimes down. It is only when you get on a bike rhat you come to find that at least 85-90% of the earth’s landmass is uphill.

@bbedeutungg What do Italian women think of the movie Parthenope?

@lisahmid @monisnky

@SterlingWest lets drop pictures of our ex wives and rate them for each other

@hannaahhn Why come back?

type of sandwich i make after pushing back my flight home and staying in Capri yet another week after this

@littlegothgf its really important you realize, this doesnt always have to be to a lover

you should always be in love

@SterlingWest Imagine going to therapy for trying to live well. Couldn’t be us. They will never take this lifestyle from me.

@wotancore bjj, someone else will fix that problem for you real quick

What do you do if your hips and back have been absurdly tight your entire life and nothing has helped for three decades

@rawsalerts battlefield 3 theme intensifies

🚨#BREAKING: A magnitude 4.6 earthquake has struck Tehran, the capital city of Iran

@SterlingWest i'm still standing - elton john.mp4

@babybunnerfly its a compliment?

@AlanPekker Then fuck off ?

Boobs

@babybunnerfly Since when???

@mackietayylor What a lucky fucking mirror

:P

@hannaahhn Dryer with a few pieces of ice

chat my dress is wrinkled and i have no iron what do i do

@bbedeutungg we should save you from italy before its too late