Alan V May II

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Alan V May II

@AlanVMayII

Sometimes I rhyme slow cuz...I be tired

St Louis, MO Katılım Mart 2018

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·12 Kas

There's a post like this with thousands of likes every month...so many people don't understand the basics of how insurance works

M’sss 💕@americangirlmin

Car insurance is a scam if I don’t get into an accident once my policy is expired I think they should cut you a check for the amount of money you paid to protect your car💯 basically we giving away free money!

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·5 Kas

@spiceadams Yeah man it's made me doubt my sanity a few times. You can increase your smoker temp to like 250 to try to speed it up a bit, but even then it's going to test your patience

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·5 Kas

@spiceadams Be prepared to be annoyed. You'll watch the internal temp steadily climb and think, yeah it'll be at 200 in just a little while... Nah that mf will stall around 170 and stay there for hours

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George@i__hategeorge·30 Eki

@THEG0DMUTHA

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·2 Eki

🎵 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎵

Legion Hoops@LegionHoops

Kawhi Leonard at media day 💀 (via @Balldontlie)

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·7 Eyl

The posture part of this makes me think the rule needs to be updated. Alignment based on the helmet position made sense when everyone was in a 3 point stance, but in a 2 point stance, the position of the OTs feet can really vary

Mitchell Schwartz@MitchSchwartz71

Fifth video: tricks of the trade on alignment.

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·31 Ağu

@Rushthewriter they could've bought a large sprite and had a much more enjoyable experience

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Ty Rushing@Rushthewriter·31 Ağu

Me if I tried to drink warm vodka on a hot day at my current age

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Oakes Arceneaux@_Scal

really smart of colorado to let the students bring in water to the student section. looks like a hot one there

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·22 Ağu

Folks wanna compare to Mahomes but we don't need to do that. Do yall understand how good someone like...idk Derek Carr is without the threat of getting hit?

HBTC@hbtCHIEFS

"At the end of the day, I feel like I'm better than Patrick Mahomes because of my IQ of the game." Flag football or not, this guy needs to relax 💀

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·28 Tem

@classicallygia @_AustinNotTexas nah they have kristen schaal play a 9 year old girl and nobody says anything is weird about it... pen15 style

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Gia Worthy ❤️🖤💚@classicallygia·28 Tem

@_AustinNotTexas Animated Abbott characters?

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Gia Worthy ❤️🖤💚@classicallygia·28 Tem

You’re all ignoring the obvious answer:

Pop Base@PopBase

Season 4 of ‘Abbott Elementary’ will feature a cross-over episode with another show.

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Rob HaZe@robhaze·19 Haz

Happy Juneteenth

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·7 Haz

Top 5% but I should get bonus points since Talkin Dirty After Dark isn't even in the database Movie Grid - 06/07/2024: 9/9 correct 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Score: 2653 moviegrid.io @moviegridgame

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·4 Haz

Top 1% Movie Grid - 06/04/2024: 9/9 correct 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Score: 2673 moviegrid.io @moviegridgame

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·19 May

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DepressedBergman@DannyDrinksWine

Who's the greatest "bald-headed" character of all time?

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·30 Nis

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Funny Snarky Humor@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·25 Nis

Listening to @LittleBrotherNC MTLW for the thousandth time and I gotta ask...which came first, Sittin Alone or Everybody is Ballin? cc @diallo

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·13 Nis

@Rushthewriter I'm still waiting on them to bottle that fire sauce that they had at the restaurant

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Ty Rushing@Rushthewriter·13 Nis

Congrats to Taufeek and his fam! It's so cool to see local businesses like BLK and BOLD and Lola's grow to hit the national stage.

Des Moines Register@DMRegister

West Des Moines-based Lola's Fine Hot Sauce reaches distribution agreement with Walmart desmoinesregister.com/story/money/bu…

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·2 Nis

@truthtopowerr @AdamSchefter For a potential suspect, the less he says, the better. They just needed to address the narrative of "the police are looking for him" which made it sound like he's on the run

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✍🏾 A.@truthtopowerr·2 Nis

@AdamSchefter He took a whole day to release a statement and this is what they came up with??

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Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·1 Nis

Statement from Rashee Rice’s attorney, Royce West:

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·2 Nis

@themonicakay Undeclared. Only had one season Then there's Community, but that hits a few generations

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Monica Kay@themonicakay·2 Nis

I think “One on One” was the only sitcom that depicted Gen Y in college…for some reason, this is wrecking my brain, so if y’all can remind me of another, please let me know.

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·29 Mar

@jbbrisco @RealMNchiefsfan @footenoted I'm surprised Ark type didn't lead into a veggie tales reference

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Joshua Brisco@jbbrisco·29 Mar

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KC Sports Network@KCSportsNetwork

🔮 #OnlyWeirdGames @RealMNchiefsfan and @jbbrisco discuss the hottest NFL Draft names to know at the wide receiver position for the Chiefs and react to the Chiefs unexpectedly signing Welch rugby star Louis Rees-Zammit.

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Alan V May II@AlanVMayII·21 Mar

@Rushthewriter @CEHildebrand twitter.com/FPoole30/statu…

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Ty Rushing@Rushthewriter·21 Mar

Above the Rim is officially AMS-certified! I loved this movie as a youngin and I appreciate it even more as an adult. The soundtrack is insanely good! Final thoughts @CEHildebrand or AMS fam? #14KaratUrkel

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@spiceadams @THEG0DMUTHA @Rushthewriter @classicallygia @_AustinNotTexas @moviegridgame @LittleBrotherNC @diallo