Rob HaZe

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Rob HaZe

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Over there Katılım Mart 2009
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This don’t puss me off as much
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I’d have a meltdown if this happened years ago
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I didn’t even get to bust out my UNC IXs
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They stepping on the dope
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Afroman gotta win a VMA
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Udoka be wearing baby clothes
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Nah but why did Michael B Jordan owe Lupita them push ups?
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Call Mandal and I 470.231.5646
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I wish X loved me like I loved it
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@AshNicoleMoss not only that the MPLS Lakers ran the West in the League's early years
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Wendy’s@Wendys·
Congrats to our Aunt on winning Best Supporting Actress!
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