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You never caught it did you? https://t.co/89R3ZxE7Fa

Katılım Ocak 2023
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@minordissent Unless you have to cross train tracks and a shallow pool to reach the buttons, blues are toast.
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Max@minordissent·
It’s very interesting how all the blue pressers focus on what OTHERS SHOULD press, the low IQ red pressers focus on what THEY THEMSELVES SHOULD press, and the high IQ red pressers focus on what OTHERS WILL press.
Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil

Accurate cartoon. In my polling, almost 6% of people said they picked the wrong button when they were prompted about it. Assume the global error rate is higher and kids' responses are random, and easily 1-in-6 to 1-in-5 hit blue by mistake. So, if red wins, society is ruined.

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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@trueliberal1848 This is the 14th century version of sky scrappers covered in LED lights.
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Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil·
Red and blue button pushers: who's smarter? In a mostly-subscriber sample who took a brief verbal IQ test, the answer is... Blue pushers! If the whole population has an IQ of 100 with an SD of 15, their mean IQ would be 101.9, versus 97.0 for reds.
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@gfodor I'm never betting against myself no matter how many times we reframe this.
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gfodor.id@gfodor·
Red and blue button experiment but where the button you push applies not to you but another person randomly assigned to you.
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@nypost Let strangers harass you at your home or you're racist.
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New York Post@nypost·
Vile video shows white supremacist Nick Fuentes pepper spraying, shoving Jewish woman outside his home trib.al/Ye4uIdN
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Governor Josh Shapiro
Governor Josh Shapiro@GovernorShapiro·
Here in Pennsylvania, there’s no challenge too big for us to solve — including the housing crisis. That’s why we created Pennsylvania’s first Housing Action Plan to cut costs, build more affordable housing, and break down barriers that have kept Pennsylvanians from finding a home for too long. Check it out: pa.gov/housingactionp….
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Governor Josh Shapiro@GovernorShapiro·
BREAKING: Our plan to make sure every Pennsylvanian has access to high-speed, affordable internet by 2030 was just approved. Where you live in Pennsylvania shouldn't determine whether you can learn, see a doctor, or build your business. This $711 million in funding is a huge win for students, patients, and small business owners in our rural communities who have been without reliable internet for too long. We’re closing the digital divide and creating real opportunity for Pennsylvanians in every community across our Commonwealth.
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@GovTimWalz No one. Not one single person on the entire planet. No aliens in space. NO ONE believes this happened because your "state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it".
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Governor Tim Walz
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz·
If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@nickgillespie Schizophrenics don't write turbo normie "Hi everyone!" Reddit manifestos.
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Nick Gillespie@nickgillespie·
Prediction: The more we learn abt would-be Trump shooter Cole Allen, the less interesting he will become. Based on his downwardly mobile post-Caltech career and invocation of Christianity in his manifesto, he will be revealed as a casually and textbook schizophrenic young man, whose demons don't illustrate larger social dynamics or issues any more than John Hinckley's or Squeaky Fromme's did. Nor will he inspire even the lackluster cult that Luigi Mangione has managed, not simply because he failed at his task but because his manifesto, such as it is presented in the @nypost, is remarkably bland, non-utopian, and neither religious or secular enough to be used as a cudgel by either side. Every bit as much as our heroes, we want our villains to help explicate our age, but most of the time, they tell us precious little about ourselves and our times.
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@SCHIZO_FREQ You missed this gem. He was going to do a heckin' shooting spree, but would never ever harm a minority because that might mean less updoots.
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BNO News@BNONews·
NEW: Cole Allen wrote a manifesto saying he was targeting Trump officials: "I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes."
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@seastersjones @joelithic @OrevaZSN In the entirety of the Harry Potter production and distribution process she is the only one who is irreplaceable. Empowering the irreplaceable to be irreplaceable is why capitalism works.
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seasters jones.@seastersjones·
@joelithic @OrevaZSN As you know, she cut down the trees to get the paper to make the books. She print them herself. Bound them one by one. And then she made a push cart with her bare hands to sell every single book herself. She did all her own marketing. And wrote all her own reviews.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
You do not earn a billion dollars. You steal it. Nobody works a billion times harder than a nurse, a teacher, or a farmer. That money comes from underpaying the people who actually did the work. Stop worshipping hoarders who are just really good at wage theft.
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@TheAmolAvasare I assume you will offer full refunds to the 2% who unwittingly get scammed by this?
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@TheICHpodcast Everyone will have a robot Michelin chef, but you still want city real estate to be close to restaurants? Guy doesn't even understand his own bullshit.
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The Iced Coffee Hour
The Iced Coffee Hour@TheICHpodcast·
Jason Oppenheim reveals EVERYONE will be able to afford private chefs, maids, the best healthcare in 10 years due to AI👀 “Everyone within 10 to 15 years will have a Michelin star chef, a maid, babysitter, a dentist, and the best physician in the world”
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@fleshsimulator Just log in. Ratings only is at the bottom of every page. Right after reviews.
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Birdshot Simulator@fleshsimulator·
This shows every single REVIEW in chronological order, not every single rating Don't call people stupid while you're correcting them incorrectly, you fucking subtard
future games@futuregames9

@fleshsimulator stop accusing other people of lying because youre too stupid to figure out how the website works. go to a book's page. scroll all the way down. click on "more reviews and ratings." scroll all the way down again and you can see literally every rating in chronological order. moron

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Bazgo@KyleBazgo·
@fleshsimulator I have literally provided what you requested. I know it's embarrassing that you were too stupid to scroll to the bottom of a page, but doubling down like this does not make you look good. x.com/KyleBazgo/stat…
Bazgo@KyleBazgo

I have a bunch of nazis screaming at me because they're too stupid to scroll to the part of Goodreads that says "Community ratings." I'm not exaggerating. They literally could not figure out how to do this themselves, it's incredible.

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Birdshot Simulator@fleshsimulator·
You did not "provide". You made up a spurious explanation that I asked you to show evidence of, and you waited until someone else posted an alleged screenshot, hours later, of themselves doing it, that nobody else (including you) has been able to replicate. Suck my dick SnusBitch
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@ExistentialEnso Library science class in the morning, how to use Netscape with yahoooooligans in the afternoon. 90s kids know.
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Thorne 🌸@ExistentialEnso·
The Bluesky Neo-Luddites love this false idea that previous technology was uncontroversially and immediately widely adopted without similar panics
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aLANparty@Alan_Purring·
@swd2 Why do we not allow a single mom and her kids a few moments of satisfaction from the cool menthol flavor of Newport 100 cigarettes.
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Warren@swd2·
As of today, Florida SNAP recipients can’t buy soda or candy because God forbid we allow a single mom and her kids a few moments of happiness at the end of the day. 😡
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