Alana Jordan

"Helen of Troy can't be black!!!! The historical inaccuracy!" My guy, she was born from an egg after her mom banged Zeus who was disguised as a swan. Its a myth. Its why there's a cyclops and bunch of other things not real. The race of the actor for a fake person doesn't matter

@KeshaRose @kimpetras She knowingly worked with your attacker and gave him a platform when he should’ve been ostracized, and you’re still showing love and support for her anyway. That’s a class act. 💕

@kimpetras I spent many years fighting for the rights to myself. Watching another woman realize that the 'golden cage' is still a cage isn’t a victory—it’s a tragedy we have to stop repeating. Freedom isn’t a privilege; it’s a birthright. I hear you, I’m sorry Kim.

I’m tired of having no control over my own life or career. I want to continue to self fund and self curate my own music. This is why I have formally requested to be dropped by @RepublicRecords

almost no studio Laika films made any profit, the animation studio solely manages to exist because it was created by the son of the co-founder of Nike

Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.

@its_willyu @LukeBarnett I’ve been talking about this for MONTHS!!! I can’t wait!! 👏🙌

I wrote on a show starring Keke Palmer, I’m never going to fail.

Books have largely disappeared from kids' movies & television because showrunners fear alienating kids who don't read. But I promise you: if you write beloved books into your shows, if your characters read for pleasure, there will be young viewers who fall in love with reading.

@BriAnimator_ @kathrynnewton And SMG! #RadioSilence is out here giving us EVERYTHING 👏🙌

these two scream queens in a horror film together? Oh we won so bad…

I still liked the movie overall, but good god the de-aging in Wicked: For Good was so bad. It looked like a Jeff Goldblum JibJab.

@RCAReacts After seeing For Good last night, I definitely don’t think I need to see another one tbh. 😅

So, the plot of Wicked has a defined beginning and end. I don’t care about the characters after the end. It’s apart of what makes the ending so good…you don’t know what could happen next. We don’t need to answer this.

Do you think if vampires bit you, and they also injected that juice stuff that makes you all itchy like mosquitos do that we’d all still think they’re hot or just super obnoxious?

I don’t think anyone is required to have a deep sense of empathy for someone who dedicated their whole career and entire life to trying to convince people not to have empathy for others. That being said, no one should die from gun violence. We need legislation immediately.

When you open the weather app to check the temperature, and it just says “BALLS” 🥵

Uh oh

Y’all. It’s even named “Sermon on the ‘Mount” Not Mount. ‘Mount. (Para)mount. Genius.

Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies. “For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”

Ozzy speaks to all his fans. I'm not crying 🥹🥹. Rest in peace legend.

Rest in Peace, Ozzy. Thank you for everything.

I noticed you hadn’t copied me on an email in a while. Long time, no CC, amiright?

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We’re not going to let the nazis kidnap Californians. Fight back.