Albert Vargas

@EllynDegenerate Killing it at Halloween every single year!

Presenting the Scooby Gang

@clairathon I was at 68 for the year.

Final tally: zero

@clairathon Hit by civic duty Claire

My therapist said that she thinks I would do well in municipal politics. On one hand, that’s a terrible idea, but on the other hand, it would be terrific for her continued job security…

@HawksObsessed It was great seeing you!

@KatieKatCubs Great. Right after I threw away all my old dead salmon hats.

All fashion comes back in style eventually

@HelloImBecca I think 10 years is the max someone can be president if they finish the remainder of the previous president’s term.

@KatieKatCubs I plan on finishing a book I’m almost done with and then playing the new update of a game I love tonight to help drown out the noise.

Whatever happens today, tonight, and tomorrow, please drink your water and put down your phone if you need a break. There’s no shame in protecting your peace.

@EllynDegenerate You did it again!

Without further ado: Happy Halloween from the Degenerate family!

@clairathon Hit by excessive Cheerios Claire

Been absolutely deleting multigrain cheerios lately at a frankly alarming rate

@lkstarks It’s my favorite horror movie of the year so far. It felt like a full feature length episode of , Tales from the Crypt, Tales from the Darkside, or Creepshow

I wish more people were talking about #TheSubstance. I’m generally not a fan of body horror, but this was SO well done that I cannot get over it. From the acting to the cinematography, everything was phenomenal. One of my favorite movies of the year for sure.

@lkstarks This is the worst season.

I feel like Ra*#>s is on of those men who knows all of the politically correct terminology to use while degrading you and telling you horrible things in a very nice, polite way. Ew. Hates it. #LoveIsBlind

remembering who won the 2016 World Series

@clairathon Hit by close contact Claire.

Just reminiscing about the time I was at my parent’s house and my dad tested positive for Covid, and decided that his best immediate course of action would be to do a workout on the exercise bike in my bedroom

@AshleyEsqueda The Substance. It’s sci-fi horror but also twisted humor.

@clairathon Hit by fiscal responsibility Claire

I’m passionate about my financial wellbeing

@robcesternino This is a good tweet.

Reality show contestants can't ever once say something nice about the sport of Checkers

@AMikeBloomType The general sentiment is that she should have been allowed to do it, but is there some hidden rule that we’re not aware of? Is there something saying that the players cannot take anything away from challenges as a blanket rule?

In 2003, Rupert stole the opposing tribe's shoes and sold them. It was voted the next season as the greatest moment in #Survivor history Over 20 years later, Jeff narcs on Rachel and makes her dump out the rice she pocketed during the challenge

@HawksObsessed Your birthday! 🥹

@lkstarks McAvoy has turned into a real great psycho actor and I love it.

@AlbieUnsure Oh cool, I’m glad you enjoyed it! I saw the original but I’m interested to see what this cast does with the story! Thanks!

@lkstarks I saw Speak No Evil last week, I loved it! You should check it out if you get a chance to get to a theater.