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@BoomerDivvies It depends. She's 20, not everyone is financially responsible in that age. A thousand per week seems more than plenty, but ten years on the line the inflation has eaten plenty of it. On the other hand, if she has a job she can invest the extra $1000 or keep it on rainy days.

An 20-year-old Canadian girl won $1M (tax free in Canada) in the lottery and chose $1,000/week instead of the lump sum. Is this wise or the worst financial decision of her life? What are you doing when this happens to you??

@tenmamaemi They took the gay away from the 'vision, that's why everything's downhill

eurovision finals is fucking joke this is great we should watch it later

@EarthSageCollin @tenmamaemi Israel got political votes from the audience that boosted it from the 15th place to the first up until the last minute. youtu.be/wYEIv2qhYAI?t=…

@tenmamaemi can any Euros tell me what the fuck shes on about?

@tenmamaemi They got over 200 points from the audience and got boosted to the first place until Bulgaria won. Politics man.

and romania and australia second place winner fuck outta eurovision, no one invited you

@0fferRefuser fat fucking chud here, how do I get paid?

there are no careers left

@ChucklingChrly We have those here in Finland, but they're hand-held. Along with regular self-checkouts. There are still cashiers guarding the self-checkouts and checking your items randomly because opportunity makes a thief. And there still aren't enough cashiers during rush hours.

This is what the death of cashier jobs looks like. Self checkout lines is where it started. This is where it's going next. Very soon you will walk in a store and nobody will be up front.

@lilyhops Behold, a psittacosaurus!

what kind of dinosaur do you think i would be??? don't sugarcoat it and i promise not to be offended!

@fallenshadow_YT oh thank god, I can finally unsubscribe! jk, congrats on the house!

IT'S OFFICIAL!! I OWN A SHOUSE!!!!! ever since i was a kid i have been saving up as much money as possible to work towards the dream of buying a permanent home for my whole family to live in happily and safely! and finally, i have done it!!! it is true that VTubing saved my life, but it has also done unbelievable things for my entire family. without the kindness, love, and support of shondophrenics, my dreams wouldn't be possible, so sincerely and from the bottom of my heart: thank you!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

@LucyPyre_ I only count the workout steps which makes 7-8k. I'm trying to squeeze in some weight lifting, but this is all possible due me not having neither a job or social life

so this 10k step shit is just a joke right? none of you are actually doing that every single day AND doing other exercises + working + maintaining a social life right? it's just a funny joke? ok haha was just making sure

@Geniustechw This dude said it the best.

What do you think she is doing wrong?

@maimai_ahaha "It will get better."

40代以上のおじさんに聞きたい。 20代の頃の自分に 今会えるとしたら何て言いますか？ 「もっと遊べ」？ 「もっと貯金しろ」？ 「あの子に告白しとけ」？ 一言だけ教えてください。 21歳の私に言われてると思って聞きます🥺

@jinsei_dt I don't think dr. Shin should be a doctor.

教科書で見たことある…

@KryptRaider They move in together and still partake in internet fighting because it's what brought them together. But now they're doing it side-by-side and hurl insults at each other as a form of foreplay. Mad sex soon follows, we can't forget the mad sex they're having.

@KryptRaider I'm already shipping them and forming headcanons. My headcanon is that what we are seeing here is a form of aggressive flirting. Both of them are so detached from real life, they don't how to flirt properly, so instead they express their feelings as internet slapfights.

Apparently I'm supposed to pick a side here

@KryptRaider By pure chance they meet at some anime con and some awkward moment later they're fucking each other. EthicalGooner becomes a femboy and starts wearing sailor girl outfits because they know that's what turns on their new bf. Also the height difference is massive.

@M0D0101 @BowesChay

@BowesChay Unfortunately true, and not proud of that as a Finn

Finland, just like Ukraine, have a lot in common. They've always been on the same side of history- The Nazi side.

@Monk_DAN84 @AtualizadoSaber Evolution. They're vestigial penile spines that many animals including apes and chimps have. We lost the dna sequence that makes them keratinized spines, so 14-48% of us have the softer pearly variant while most don't have them at all.

@AtualizadoSaber If this is real, what was the cause?

🩺 Um homem de 23 anos de idade apresentou-se ao hospital com um histórico de 4 anos de pequenas pápulas espinhosas ao redor da borda coronal da sua glande. O paciente sentia-se estigmatizado por causa da aparência dessas pápulas. 🔸️Foto das pápulas:

@exQUIZitely Ahh, I remember. You also had to boot into that, because windows was and still is, bloatware that would've only slow down the process.

If you recognize what's happening here, you're part of a generation that also spent endless hours fine-tuning autoexec.bat and config.sys files. And if you're not sure what's going on in the video, I honestly envy your youth.

中国、ドイツ、ポーランド、ラトビア、リトアニア、エストニア、フィンランド、そして他の北欧の国々から、もっと多くの人と話せる相手を見つけたいです 💕

@marcportermagee Not an American, but I flunked out once from a graduating degree and later did it online with flying colors. Learning is easy when you remove noisy classrooms and stupid teachers. The only thing these educators are panicking over is their own pride

College students are now “speed-running” through higher ed: “It takes most college students at least four years to earn a bachelor’s degree. Christie Williams finished in three months.”