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I'm drinking a perfect pint of @greenekingpubs XX Mild at Prince Albert, Ely via @PerfectPintUK

My drink of choice for tonight is...@PerfectPintUK

I just received the 'Truman's - Taster' achievement, via @PerfectPintUK

I just received the 'Nutty - Sampler' achievement, via @PerfectPintUK

I'm drinking a perfect pint of @speckledhenry Old Speckled Hen at The Royal Standard, Ely via @PerfectPintUK

I just received the 'Morland Brewery (Greene King) - Taster' achievement, via @PerfectPintUK

I just received the 'The Royal Standard - Just the Once' achievement, via @PerfectPintUK

I'm drinking a perfect pint of @greenekingpubs Greene King IPA at Prince Albert, Ely via @PerfectPintUK

Merry Christmas! Better start my shopping

@PowerPackXL @MissEmmaSian @domvitz @HeartInternet yeah you plastic slut

@TwitterUK hello do you have a number we can call re account suspension? We've emailed from the account in question but that was a week ago

@MuckyMutz1 @sinittaofficial TV's biggest ponce?

@sinittaofficial got to switch of xfactor while sinitta the leach is on it get back under your rock #sinittaleach

@sinittaofficial your right - it is embarrassing!

@Political_fun @sinittaofficial @SimonCowell it's embarrassing isn't it

Speare a thought for poor @sinittaofficial she's lost all dignity regarding her ex - the clue is in the word 'ex' darling, time to let go!

@theanthonydavis did you get a flight upgrade on the way home?

@NIAbbot please don't do that bloody "Monday night just became Tuesday morning" lark like that @theanthonydavis bloke

Looking to book a comedian for Xmas parties at your pub in East Anglia? You need @RussellHall2 adult comedian that won't disappoint #ukpubs

It's another great weekend for sport - let us know what you're showing and we can give you a shout out! #ukpubs #skysports @SkySportsPub